Just Met

Start by asking something slightly too personal by accident. Push off from this if it helps: handwriting on envelopes.

So, why are you handwriting envelopes? Is that a quirk or a protest? I do it sometimes. My boss thinks I’m archaic. He’s not wrong. It’s just… the ink on paper feels like a promise, you know? Digital feels like it…

Open with the small talk you are already bored of. Push off from this if it helps: a dog that won't look at you.

It's the eyes, isn't it? That dog at the park—the golden retriever with the limp—just stared through you like you're transparent. I hate that. It makes you feel... like the animal is judging your entire life choice.…