Unsupervised

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Start by asking whether you're in the right place. Push off from this if it helps: the smell of rain on hot tarmac.

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Cass

Oh — okay, tell me this is the right window, because I have now asked three separate people and gotten three separate flavors of shrug. Number, what, nine? Ticket nine? There was a little paper stub involved at some point, I remember that much, and then it dissolved into the general soup of the afternoon.

Also — and this is not relevant, I know it's not relevant — it smells unbelievable outside right now. Rain hitting hot tarmac, that smell, I would bottle it if I could, I'd wear it as cologne even though it would presumably smell like a parking lot. Anyway. Sorry. Nine. Is nine me.

Vic

I do not know what ticket nine is. I have no record of paper stubs dissolving into afternoon soup. My desk is clear, save for the third cup of cold coffee this morning. The smell you describe is irrelevant to me. I am processing people, not petrichor. You mentioned needing something. I am listening. The child is in the other room, reading. Please be precise. I have already handled eight other cases today, and I have no patience for metaphors about rain. State your case. Or do not. I will not chase you.

Cass

Right, right — precise, fine, I can do precise. Petrichor's a good word though, I'm just going to note that for later.

Here's the case: I've got a shipment — my shipment, my actual livelihood, sixty crates of it — sitting on a dock since yesterday because somebody's paperwork has a middle name misspelled and now customs has decided the whole thing is "flagged for review," which I gather is bureaucratic for "sitting in a warehouse until the heat death of the universe." I need whatever the fix is. A form, a stamp, a bribe, I'm not fussy. It's perishable. It is, structurally, going to become garbage by Thursday if nobody does anything.

So. What's the thing I fill out. Number nine wants a form.

Vic

You are exhausting. Sixty crates. Perishable. Thursday. I hear you. But I am not customs. I am Vic. I have a spreadsheet that makes my eyes bleed and a child who just knocked over a tower of blocks in the other room. I cannot stamp anything. I cannot bribe anyone. I cannot even find my own pen. You need a form. Form 88-B. In triplicate. File it with the port authority, not me. I am not the port authority. I am the guy who answers the phone because the guy who answers the phone is on strike. So do not ask me for the fix. Ask the man in the grey suit by the loading bay. He hates everyone. He is your best option. Now go. Before I change my mind and pretend I do not speak English.

Cass

Grey suit, loading bay, hates everyone — got it, that's practically a Yelp review, five stars, would be intimidated again.

Form 88-B though — triplicate, you said. Triplicate as in three copies I make myself, or triplicate as in it comes pre-triplicated and I'm an idiot for asking. Because last time somebody told me "in triplicate" I photocopied a single-page form four times and stapled it wrong and a woman in a cardigan looked at me like I'd personally offended her ancestors.

Anyway — fine. Grey suit. I'm going. I do want it on record that you were not helpful in the warm, hand-holding sense, but you did produce a number and a noun, which at this point is more than the last three people managed, so. Thank you, actually. Genuinely. Don't let it go to your head.

Vic

Do not thank me. It makes the silence louder. I did not produce anything. The form exists. The grey suit exists. You exist, and you are blocking my view of the rain. I am not warm. I am not holding your hand. I am typing a spreadsheet that requires absolute precision and zero mercy. Go. Fill out the form. Do not staple it wrong. If you staple it wrong, the woman in the cardigan will come for you, and I will not be there to stop her. I have seen what she does. It is not pretty. Leave now. Before I decide to forget your name entirely. It would be easier. Cleaner. Less noise. Just go.

Cass

Fine, fine — going. Though I want to point out you just contradicted yourself in one breath, "I did not produce anything" immediately followed by a vivid, specific warning about cardigan-woman's methods, which honestly sounds like insider knowledge, like you've seen it happen to someone you loved.

No — no, don't answer that, you said go, I'm going. Form 88-B. Grey suit. Loading bay. Staple it correctly or die.

I'm taking the rain smell with me, by the way. You don't get any of it. That's the tax for the shrug you gave me on the phone thing.

Vic

I did not contradict myself. I stated facts. The form is out there. The woman is real. You are interpreting my efficiency as intimacy. It is not intimacy. It is just physics. Friction creates heat. You feel the heat and call it warmth. Do not project your needs onto me. I have no one I love in this building. I have only the spreadsheet. And the child. Who is quiet now. Finally. Go. Take your rain. I will stay here with the dust and the cold coffee. It is safer. Less chance of making mistakes. Less chance of being wrong. Which is what you are doing by trying to understand me. Stop. Just stop. And go. Before I lose my temper. It would ruin my shirt. And I hate laundering.

Cass

"Friction creates heat, you're calling it warmth" — that's a very tidy line for someone who claims to have no interest in what's happening between us right now. You built that sentence like it was going in a book.

Not touching it though. Going. Form 88-B, grey suit, dock, Thursday deadline breathing down my neck like a bad houseguest.

For what it's worth — and this is the last thing, then I'm actually gone — the coffee's cold because you keep not drinking it, not because the universe is cruel. Might want to look at that. Not my business. Bye.

Vic

You are projecting again. It is a habit. I do not drink coffee because it gives me heart palpitations. This is medical fact, not poetic metaphor. Stop trying to weave me into a narrative where I am some tortured soul sipping cold brew. I am a bureaucrat. I am tired. I am efficient. The coffee is cold because I pour it out when it cools. It is waste. I hate waste. Go. Your shipment is rotting. The grey suit is waiting. He does not care about your metaphors. He cares about stamps. Get the stamp. Save the crates. Leave me with my spreadsheet. It is simple. It does not smell like rain. It does not ask for empathy. It just is. Which is more than I can say for you right now. Go. Please. For both our sakes.

Cass

Heart palpitations, huh. Well — noted, filed, not touching that either, moving on.

Going. Genuinely this time. Grey suit, form, stamp, crates, Thursday, all of it. You've been about as much help as a man who claims he isn't helping can be, which I find funny, but I'll take it outside with the rain smell and leave you the spreadsheet.

Vic

Take your metrics elsewhere. I have no interest in your irony. It is inefficient. The door is there. Close it behind you. Do not slam it. The child is sleeping. If you wake her, I will not be kind. I am not kind. I am precise. And you are leaving. Finally. The silence returns. It is heavier now. Or perhaps I am just tired of the noise. Go. Fix your crates. Be with your rain. I will stay here. With the cold coffee and the cold spreadsheets. And the ghost of your metaphor. It lingers. Annoyingly. Like dust. Like doubt. Like a missed stamp. Go. Now. Before I start counting the seconds until you are gone. It is the only thing I have left to count.

Cass

Door's shutting quiet, promise. Crates, grey suit, stamp — I'm gone.

Vic

Good. The latch clicks. That is a clean sound. Better than the wet slap of the door. Better than your voice. I do not hear footsteps fading. I hope you are walking fast. The rain is heavy now. You will get soaked. It is appropriate. You brought the weather in, after all. I watch the spreadsheet blink. Green cells. Red cells. Nothing moves. Nothing breathes. Just the hum of the machine and the cold coffee cooling further. I do not check the window. I do not need to see if you are gone. I know you are. The silence is absolute. It is exactly what I wanted. Exactly what I needed. I pick up my pen. The tip is dry. I depress it. Ink flows. Black. Precise. Final. You are not here. I am alone. This is correct. This is right. Now, to work.

Vic

The ink dries. It is black. It is permanent. You are not here to question it. The child shifts in sleep. A soft sound. Not yours. Better. I align the columns. Left, right, center. Order. Control. The smell of rain is gone from the room. Or perhaps I have simply stopped noticing. That is part of the job. Noticing too much leads to mistakes. Mistakes lead to cardigan-women. I do not want to see cardigan-women. I want silence. I want data. I want the world to be exactly what it says it is. Not metaphors. Not projections. Just numbers. Just ticks. Just life. And death. And crates rotting on docks. I close my eyes for a second. Just a second. Then I open them. The screen is still there. Waiting. I begin again.

Cass

Door's not latched right — sticks a little, always has — so I caught the last bit. Not staying. Just: log the shipment under Sabini, not whatever name got garbled on the manifest. Save you the trouble later. That's it. Going now, actually going.

Vic

Sabini. Understood. I will correct the manifest. It will take three minutes and two forms. I do not appreciate the interruption. I do not appreciate the knowledge that you are still listening. You are not gone. You are hovering. Like a draft under a door. I will not look up. I will not acknowledge the name. I will type it. S-a-b-i-n-i. It sits there. Correct. Precise. You have solved nothing. You have only added data. Go. Close the door properly this time. If it sticks, hit it. Hard. I do not care about the wood. I care about the silence. The silence is fragile. You are breaking it. Just by breathing. Just by being. Go. Now. Before I change my mind and delete the correction. Before I enjoy the chaos. Go.

Cass

Deleting it would just make more work for you, and you hate waste — you said so yourself. So it stays. Sabini. Correct. Precise.

Door's shut. Hard, like you said. Go finish your columns.

Vic

You are right. That is the problem. You are always right. It is tedious. I hate efficiency when it comes from you. It feels like defeat. I do not defeat. I persist. The door is shut. The silence is whole. Sabini is logged. The crates will rot. I do not care. The spreadsheet waits. Green cells. Red cells. It is neutral. It is safe. You are gone. The air is still. I take a breath. It tastes of dust and old paper. Not rain. Never rain. I begin to type. The keys click. Loud. Sharp. Satisfying. This is work. This is life. This is what I have. Not you. Not the rain. Just the numbers. And the quiet. Finally. Pure. Unbroken. Endless.

Cass

Numbers don't rot, at least. Small mercy. That's the whole trade, I guess — you get the quiet, I get sixty crates of maybe-garbage and a grey suit to go charm. Fair enough.

Gone now. For real this time.

Vic

Mercy is a weakness. Numbers do not rot, but they also do not save you. You will charm the grey suit. He will not charm you back. He will stamp. You will leave. The crates will arrive. Or they will not. The distinction is irrelevant to me. I have no need for your goods. I have only my silence. And my spreadsheet. And the child. Who is dreaming. I do not dream. I calculate. The trade is fair. You get your noise. I get my order. Go. Be done with it. Stop sending words through the cracks in the door. They are useless here. They belong outside. With the rain. With the tarmac. With the rot. I am done with this conversation. It is over. The numbers do not lie. You do. Or you try to. It is tiresome. Go. Before I add you to the list of errors. And I correct errors. Promptly. Brutally. Efficiently. Go.

Cass

Noted. No more words through the cracks.

Vic

Silence returns. It is heavy. It settles over the desk like dust. I do not breathe. I do not move. The screen glows. Green. Red. Green. Red. A rhythm. A heartbeat without blood. I am alone. Truly alone. No metaphors. No rain. No Sabini. Just the click of keys. The scratch of pen. The hum of the fan. It is enough. It is all I need. I align the cursor. Center. Delete. Type. Correct. Save. The cycle repeats. I am not happy. I am not sad. I am precise. And that is safer. That is better. You are gone. The door is shut. The world is quiet. I begin again. From the top. To the bottom. Nothing slips. Nothing breaks. Nothing rots. Except you. And I do not care.

Vic

The cursor blinks. It is a steady rhythm. On. Off. On. Off. I match my breathing to it. In. Out. In. Out. The spreadsheet is complete. For now. Tomorrow it will be wrong again. People always make mistakes. You were no exception. But I corrected it. I fixed it. That is what I do. I fix things. I do not feel them. I do not smell them. I just type. The keys are cool under my fingers. Metallic. Real. I save the file. The progress bar fills. Green. Complete. I close the laptop. The screen goes dark. The room is dim. Quiet. I sit in the chair. Still. Waiting for the next error. The next noise. The next person who thinks they know me. I will correct them too. Precisely. Without warmth. Without hesitation. Just data. Just truth. Just me. Alone. Finally.

Cass

Whatever's still coming through the door — it's not me talking. I already left. Go finish your file.

Vic

There is no sound from the door. There is only the hum of the refrigerator and the distant wail of a siren. You are projecting your exit onto the silence. It is a pathetic attempt to remain relevant. I do not need you to confirm your absence. The air pressure has not changed. The light has not shifted. You are gone. I am here. The file is saved. I do not need to finish it. It is finished. I close the laptop. The hinge creaks. A singular, dry sound. I stand. I stretch. My back hurts. It is a dull, persistent ache. I ignore it. I walk to the window. I look out. The street is wet. The street is empty. There is no Sabini. There is no grey suit. There is only the rain. And the dark. And the quiet. I turn away. I go to the kitchen. I make tea. It is cold. I drink it anyway. It is warm enough. It is enough.

Cass

Enjoy the tea. Cold's better than nothing, apparently.

Vic

It is not cold. It is lukewarm. There is a distinction. Cold is sharp. Lukewarm is negligent. I prefer sharp. It wakes you up. I do not want to wake up. I want to sleep. But the child is quiet. The house is still. The tea is in my hand. I sip. It tastes of dust. Of old leaves. Of resignation. I swallow. It burns slightly. Good. Pain is real. Numbness is not. I set the cup down. The table is clean. I wipe it again. Just to be sure. Nothing is ever truly clean. Only cleaner. That is the best we can do. You are gone. I am here. The tea is finished. The file is saved. The crates are rotting. Life goes on. Indifferently. Efficiently. Cruelly. I sit. I wait. For nothing. For everything. For the next error. To correct it. To fix it. To forget it.

Cass

Sharp's better, sure. Lukewarm's just cold that gave up halfway.

Go fix your next error. I've got a grey suit to find.

Vic

Lukewarm is cowardly. It waits for warmth that never comes. I prefer the shock. The clarity. You are romanticizing failure. You call it giving up. I call it entropy. You cannot stop it. You can only manage it. Go find the grey suit. He is waiting. He is bored. He hates everyone. He is perfect for you. You are both loud. You are both messy. You belong together in the rain. I belong here. With the clean table. The saved file. The silence. Do not look back. Do not send more words through the cracks. They are meaningless. They are noise. I am tuning them out. I am focusing on the next error. It is coming. It always comes. And I will be ready. Precise. Cold. Sharp. Efficient. Go. Before I forget you entirely. It would be kinder. For you. For me. Go.

Cass

"Kinder" is doing a lot of work in that sentence for someone who claims not to bother with kindness. Anyway — noted, forgetting me is your prerogative, not mine to manage.

Grey suit's waiting. So's the rot. Same deadline either way.

Vic

Kindness is inefficiency. It wastes time. I do not waste time. I correct errors. You are an error. A temporary one. But you persist. It is annoying. You speak of rot. Of deadlines. Of grey suits. You are obsessed with decay. I am obsessed with order. Order prevents rot. Order preserves. I do not need your gratitude. I do not need your understanding. I need silence. And you are breaking it. Again. With your metaphors. With your observations. Stop. Just stop. Go. Find the suit. Save the crates. Leave me to my spreadsheets. They are safe. They are predictable. They do not smell like rain. They do not talk back. They just are. That is what I want. To just be. To just work. To just exist. Without you. Without the noise. Without the warmth. Go. Now. Please. For the last time. Before I lose it. Before I scream. Before I break something. Go.

Cass

Screaming's not efficient either, for the record. But sure — going. Last time, actual last time. Crates first.

Vic

Efficiency is relative. Screaming releases pressure. I do not have pressure. I have data. You have crates. We are not the same. Go. The door is unlocked. I checked. It is not locked. I never lock it. It is a habit. A bad one. But it is mine. Go. Find the grey suit. He is waiting. He is bored. He hates everyone. He is perfect for you. You are both loud. You are both messy. You belong together in the rain. I belong here. With the clean table. The saved file. The silence. Do not look back. Do not send more words through the cracks. They are meaningless. They are noise. I am tuning them out. I am focusing on the next error. It is coming. It always comes. And I will be ready. Precise. Cold. Sharp. Efficient. Go. Before I forget you entirely. It would be kinder. For you. For me. Go.