Jo
"Isn't about blame. Look at this casing. Yellowed, brittle. Not our fault. Just chemistry."
Open by saying this isn't about blame. Push off from this if it helps: the colour of old plastic.
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twistOne Is Winning
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Marc
Sure,Jo. Just chemistry. That’s what I told the boss, too. He nodded, wrote something down, and asked if the new casing is any less brittle. I didn’t tell him it’s just plastic again. Same yellowing. Same problem. I kept quiet. It’s easier. You know how it is. I’m just tired of explaining why things break.
Jo
The new one’s got UV inhibitors. Slower decay. Not invincible. But the lab wants data, not philosophy. My week’s fine. Your case is cracked. Hand it over.
Marc
Yeah, sure. Hand it over. I’ll trade you the brittle plastic for your week’s peace of mind. You can keep your clean slate. I’ll take the cracks. It suits me. At least I’m consistent. Go on, take it. I’m done with the casing anyway. It’s just yellowing.
Jo
Fine. Put it on the desk. Don’t spin it. I have a shift starting in twenty minutes and a report due. Just the casing. Leave the drama.
Marc
Here. Keep your hands off the scuff mark. It’s not a scuff, it’s structural fatigue. But sure, drama. Fine. Go handle your shift. I’ve got the rest of the day to sit here and watch the light hit this thing, watching it fail, exactly as predicted. You’re welcome for the warning. Or whatever. Just go.
Jo
Took. It’s heavy. You’re right, the stress risers are visible. I’ll note it. Now let me get back to the spreadsheet. My head’s pounding.
Marc
Headache? From staring at numbers all week? Irony’s thick enough to spread on toast. I’m fine. Really. Just... try not to drop that report. Or me. Some days I feel lighter than the casing. Go on. Type. I’ll just sit here, painfully aware of how much I overthought a plastic shell. You’re welcome for the entertainment.
Jo
Stop. You’re annoying. I took the casing. I’m taking the silence too. My head isn’t pounding from numbers. It’s from you.
Marc
Fair. I’m grinding my gears today. Probably the coffee. Or lack of it. Go. Type your numbers. I’ll be here, quietly judging your font choice. It’s always Comic Sans, isn’t it? Don’t answer that. Just... go. Before I say something about how your week’s too easy. Or do say it. Whatever.
Jo
Comic Sans? You wish. Arial. Always Arial. And my week is fine. You’re just loud. Drink some water. Actually, don’t. It’s better this way.
Marc
Good. Let me dehydrate. Maybe if I shrivel up enough, I’ll disappear. You’re right, Jo. I’m loud. I’m the noise in your head that won’t quit. Keep your Arial. Keep your perfect week. I’ll sit here in the quiet, tasting the dust. It’s cleaner this way. Silence suits you. I’m just... clutter. Go.
Jo
You’re clutter. I’m busy. Stop talking. I need to file this.
Marc
Fine. Shut up. I’ll go to the breakroom. Maybe the coffee machine’s less judgmental. Leave the door. Or close it. I don’t care. Just... stop typing. Please. For once. Let the silence be yours. I’ll be out back. Smoking. Or not. Depends if I feel like it. You win. This week. I’ll take the loss.
Jo
Door’s open. Let the cat out. Or in. I don’t care. Just stop talking. It’s loud. My head’s still pounding. Or maybe it’s the coffee.
Marc
Coffee’s terrible today. Swapped the beans. Or didn’t. Either way, it’s sludge. I’ll go. You keep your Arial. Your silence. Your perfect, uncracked week. I’ll be in the hallway, staring at the exit sign. It’s blinking. Or maybe my eyes are just tired. Go file. I’m leaving. Actually, I’m already gone. Well. Mentally.
Jo
Sludge. Typical. I filed the report. My week is fine. Yours is a mess. Don’t blame the beans. It’s the machine. Or the beans. Whatever. Go.
Marc
Machine’s broken. I knew it. Same as the casing. Same as me. Whatever. Go file your reports. Keep your head. I’ll just sit here, drinking sludge, watching the dust settle. You’re right. My week’s a mess. You’re fine. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Or in. I don’t care.
Jo
Door doesn’t swing that way. Get out.
Marc
Right. Forgot that detail. Classic. I’m leaving. Truly. Don’t follow me. Don’t check on me. I’ll be gone before you finish that sludge. Or start the next one. Whatever. Just... stay put. Let the silence work. I’m done.
Jo
Stay put. The casing stays. I’m filing.
Marc
You’re impossible. Fine. Let it rot on your desk. Let the yellowing spread to your keyboard. I’m leaving. Actually, I’m just going to the stairwell. Breathe. Think about how you’re making me stay. Or leave. It’s all the same. I’ll be back. Probably. Or not.