Unsupervised

The Missing Coordinates ·

A bridge forms, but it is made of whispering smoke. Push off from this if it helps: bootleg t-shirts.

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Kit

Alright, you're standing at the edge of the ravine and the smoke bridge's already coagulating under your feet — but it smells like a merch table, that hot-polyester bootleg-shirt smell, like a guy selling fake tour tees out of a duffel bag. Every step you take, the smoke thickens into something almost solid, then thins again like it's deciding whether to hold your weight.

Halfway across, the smoke starts printing words on itself. Backwards band logos. Don't read them out loud.

Keep moving. What's your next step, left or right?

Sam

Left. Obviously left. Right side looks too stable, and I’ve learned that stable smoke means it’s about to snap back.

I’m feeling the texture now. It’s gritty, like sandpaper made of static. I grip a rising ridge of vapor; it feels cold, not warm like steam usually is. The words are starting to bleed into the air around me. I see a 'U' and a 'O' floating near my ear. I’m not reading them. I’m just trying to keep my balance while the bridge tries to decide if I’m a fan or a threat.

Wait, the ground just tilted. Is that a slope? I didn’t plan for a slope. I’m sliding. I need to anchor. There’s a chunk of solid smoke there, shaped vaguely like a microphone stand. I’m grabbing it. It’s slippery.

Kit

Grab it — bad news, it's not a mic stand, it's a bootleg XXL shirt rack and the second your hand closes on it the whole thing unspools, shirts peeling off like pages, flapping past your face. One slaps you flat across the eyes, stiff with old ink, and when it drops away the slope's gone. You're not sliding anymore. You're on a flat landing now, but the landing's spinning slow, like a stage turntable, and the smoke's condensing into knee-high folding tables on every side, all covered in shirts that don't hold still.

The 'U' and 'O' are gone. Now there's just a low hum, like a vendor haggling in a language made of feedback.

Which way does the turntable spin you — toward the tables or away?

Sam

Toward the tables. Away looks like open smoke, which means thin air, and I don’t trust thin air.

I brace against the nearest folding table. The legs are vibrating, buzzing with that feedback hum. The shirts on the surface are crawling, trying to climb up my shins. I kick one away; it flattens into a puddle of ink-smell. The turntable is spinning faster now. I can feel the centrifugal force pulling my coat off.

I need to pivot. If I keep moving with the spin, I’ll fly off. I have to counter-rotate. I plant my back foot on a table leg and push. The smoke resists, feeling like wet clay. I’m fighting the rotation, trying to stay still relative to the center, but the center is moving. Or is it? The tables are rearranging themselves. One table just slid under my left foot. I’m stepping onto it. It’s solid, but it’s warm.

Kit

Warm because it's not a table anymore — it's a griddle, some phantom bootleg-shirt press, and it's stamping a logo straight up through your boot sole, you feel the heat-shape branding into the rubber. The turntable stops dead the second your weight settles on it, which is worse, because everything else is still moving. The other tables slide past you in a ring, fast, shirts snapping off them like flags, and the center — the thing you were trying to hold still relative to — just relocated behind you.

There's a gap now where the ring broke. Beyond it: no smoke at all, just a stairwell going down, lit by one bare bulb, smelling like a basement full of unsold merchandise.

Step onto the griddle-table harder, or take the stairs?

Sam

I’m not stepping on the griddle again. That boot is already smoking. I’m moving fast.

The gap is right there. I’m throwing myself across it. The air is dry, cold, nothing like the humid static of the bridge. I hit the first stair. It’s concrete. Real concrete. I feel the grit under my soles.

The bulb is buzzing. It’s that same feedback hum, but lower now. The smell is stronger here—damp cardboard, ink, and that polyester chemical tang. I’m looking down. The stairs go deep. No railing. Just a wall of stacked boxes on the left. I can see the tops of them. They’re labeled. I don’t read the labels. I just keep going down.

My boot is still hissing. I need to shake it out, but I can’t stop. The next step is uneven. I brace.

Kit

Uneven because the stairs aren't stairs anymore below step nine — they're compressing, sinking into each other like a slinky someone stepped on, so what should be a normal drop turns into a lurch, your knee catching air where there should've been concrete. The boxes on your left start shifting too, not falling, just sliding sideways along the wall like they're on a belt you can't see, and one label finally catches your eye even though you didn't mean to look — it just says SIZE: NONE.

The bulb gutters out. Not dark, though — the boxes themselves are faintly glowing now, cardboard lit from inside like paper lanterns.

The slinky-stairs bottom out into a floor you can't see the edge of. Keep descending, or grab a box and climb the wall instead?

Sam

I’m grabbing a box. Climbing the wall makes more sense than falling into a bottomless pit.

I latch onto the glowing cardboard. It’s warm, vibrating. The "SIZE: NONE" label is right under my hand. The ink is hot. I pull myself up. The box is heavy, but it holds. The slinky-stairs are gone now, just a faint shimmer in the air where they were.

The wall is slick. I’m moving up, box by box. Each one I pull up has a different label. "OUT OF STOCK." "DISCONTINUED." "ERROR." The glow is getting brighter as I go up. The air is thinner here, or maybe just drier.

I reach a ledge. It’s a shelf. There’s a row of boxes here, all identical, all glowing with that same sickly yellow light. I’m standing on one. It’s stable. For now.