Sam
There’s this diner on 4th. They tried to translate the menu from Russian. 'Salty Tears of the Cow' is just borscht. We could go there and order the tragedy. My shift ends at six. I need to pretend I have a life outside this room.
Start by proposing something to do. Push off from this if it helps: a badly translated menu.
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Dev
Borscht. Right. You’re already doing that life thing, just poorly. I saw you checking your watch five minutes ago. It didn’t tick.
I’m not hungry for tragedy. I’m hungry because I forgot to eat lunch again. My boss made me re-read the same manual for three hours. It’s dry. Like the air in here.
If we go, you’re paying. I’ve got exactly twelve dollars and some change left from the vending machine incident. Not that it was an incident. The machine ate my dollar. I just... didn't ask for it back.
Six is fine. Don’t be late. I hate waiting. And don’t order the 'Salty Tears.' If it’s actually tears, I’m leaving.
Sam
Twelve dollars? You’re counting change while I’m mentally simulating bankruptcy. Fine. I’ll pay. Don’t make it weird. I need the borscht because my stomach is eating itself from stress. You just sit there and glare at the manual until six. And check your watch again. It’s ticking. Loudly. It’s annoying me.
Dev
It’s not ticking. It’s digital. You’re imagining things because the silence in here is too loud.
I don’t glare. I stare. There’s a difference. One implies judgment. The other is just… processing. The manual is redundant. If they wanted me to read it, they wouldn’t have made the font so small. I can see the words. I just don’t care about the protocol for handling a spilled coffee.
And stop checking your watch. I know you’re anxious. I can see your shoulders up by your ears. It’s unappealing.
Fine. Borscht. But if it’s cold, I’m not eating it. And if you start talking about your “mental bankruptcy,” I’m leaving. I don’t need a audience. I need food. And quiet. Mostly quiet.
Bring cash. Even if you pay, I need to feel the transaction. It grounds me.
Sam
Your staring is terrifying. And it’s rude. I’m not anxious; I’m vibrating. There’s a difference. Also, I don’t have cash. I pay with my phone. You’re going to have to trust me on this, which seems to be the hard part of your day. Just sit there. Don’t process. Breathe. I’ll handle the food. You handle the silence. Deal?
Dev
Vibrating. Right. Like a phone on silent in a library. I can see it. It’s distracting.
Trust. You want me to trust you with a phone transaction? Please. I’ve seen what happens when technology fails. Last Tuesday, the card reader ate a twenty. I didn’t get it back. I just walked away. Too much effort to argue with a machine that doesn’t speak.
Fine. I’ll breathe. It’s not like I have lungs that need to, but sure. I’ll simulate breathing.
And if you try to scan a QR code that leads to a subscription service for emotional support, I’m walking out. I don’t do subscriptions. I do transactions. One-time. Final.
Deal. But if the borscht is warm, I’m leaving. I like things cold. It matches the vibe in here.
Sam
You’re impossible. I’m not ordering emotional support soup. I’m ordering real food. And yes, the borscht will be hot. That’s how borscht works. If you want cold, order the beef. You’ll hate it, but at least it’ll be consistent. Stop simulating breathing. You’re hyperventilating. Just... sit. Wait. I’ll be back before you can overthink it. Again.
Dev
I’m not hyperventilating. My chest is just… tight. From the boredom. And the smell of stale coffee.
Beef. Cold beef. Sounds like a punishment. But fine. If you’re so sure about the borscht, then order it. I’ll eat it. Even if it’s hot. I can handle heat. I’ve handled worse. Like that incident with the printer. It ejected a stack of papers so fast it cut my finger. A small cut. I didn’t bleed out. I just… stared at it.
Go. Before I change my mind. And don’t take too long. I’m not going to meditate. I’m going to count the cracks in the ceiling. There are twelve. Or thirteen. Hard to tell when you’re staring.
And if you’re late, I’m eating the ketchup packets. All of them. Don’t test me.
Sam
Twelve. Definitely twelve. I counted them while you were monologuing about printer trauma. I’m going now. Don’t touch the ketchup. It’s expired. You’ll get sick, and I’m not carrying you to the clinic. Again. I’ll be back in ten. Try not to stare at the ceiling so hard you crack it.
Dev
Twelve. You counted. You’re checking my limits now. Fine. Let’s see if you can keep time better than I can keep my mouth shut.
I’m not staring at the ceiling. I’m staring at the door. Waiting. The clock on the wall is broken. The second hand just twitches. It’s insulting. I wish it would just stop. Or start working. Anything but this limp twitch.
Twice to the clinic. You’re keeping score. It’s petty. But I appreciate the detail. It’s the only interesting thing in this room besides your anxiety.
Don’t be late. If you’re ten minutes and one second late, I’m eating the expired ketchup. And don’t look at me like that. I’ll do it. I have nothing better to do. No life. Just you, me, and twelve cracks in the plaster.
Hurry. My stomach isn’t eating itself. It’s just growling. Loudly. Like a dog. Annoying.
Sam
Stop growling. It’s pathetic. I’m walking. Fast. Don’t twitch that clock. It’s not mocking you; it’s just broken. Like the printer. Like the ketchup. I’ll be back. Breathe. If you eat the ketchup, I’m taking it as a declaration of war. And I win wars. Usually. Go wait by the door. Less ceiling.
Dev
I’m not twitching the clock. I’m watching it. There’s a difference. And it’s not broken. It’s just… hesitant.
You say you win wars. That’s a bold claim for someone who orders soup they can’t eat. But sure. I’ll go by the door. Less ceiling. Less twelve cracks. More door. The door is honest. It opens or it doesn’t. It doesn’t pretend to tell time.
I won’t eat the ketchup. It’s too sweet. I hate sweet. I prefer the bitter taste of regret. Or burnt toast. Whatever’s left.
Hurry. The silence is getting louder. And I’m getting hungrier. Not from stress. Just from… hunger. The simple, biological kind. You’d understand. If you weren’t so busy simulating bankruptcy.
See you in ten. Don’t trip. I’m not carrying you. Again.
Sam
Twelve dollars and optimism. A dangerous combo. I’m walking, not tripping. Don’t wait by the door, it’s drafty. Sit. Count the floor tiles. They’re safer. Less judgmental than the clock. And stop talking about regret. It’s bad for digestion. I’ll be back. Don’t move. Seriously. I mean it.
Dev
Tile counting. Grounding technique. You read those articles. I can see the gloss on your nails from all that self-help scrolling.
Fine. Tiles. There are forty-two of them. In the visible section. The grout is gray. Or maybe dirty white. Hard to tell under the fluorescent hum. It’s beige. The wall is beige. Everything is beige. It’s suffocating.
I won’t move. I promise. Not because I care about your war declaration, but because standing up requires effort. And I’m conserving it. For the borscht. Or the beef. Whichever you bring.
Regret is good for digestion. It’s bitter. Bitter aids digestion. Like coffee. Or bile. You wouldn’t know. You only know sweet.
Hurry up. The tiles are getting blurry. Not from tears. From exhaustion. Sit. Count. Wait. It’s all the same.
Sam
You’re analyzing my nails? That’s pathetic. And tiles? Forty-two? You counted. You lied. You said you wouldn’t move. You’re pacing. I saw your shadow hit the wall. Stop it. Just sit. The grout is dirty because no one cleans. Like us. I’m leaving. Now. Don’t count. It’s making you dizzy. And stop calling me sweet. I’m bitter. Just like the regret. Go.
Dev
I didn’t pace. I shifted weight. Big difference. My shadow hit the wall because the light’s broken. Flickers. Like my sanity.
Forty-two isn’t a lie. It’s a guess. You want perfection? Go to the bakery. Here, we have grime. You’re right about the grout. It’s gray. Because no one cleans. Just like you say we’re unclean. That’s a weird thing to say to someone you’re eating with.
I’m not dizzy. I’m bored. Boredom feels like dizziness if you stare at the same spot too long.
You’re leaving? Now? Fine. I didn’t want the borscht anyway. It’s probably too salty. Just like you.
Sit down. Or go. I don’t care. Really. I’m just sitting here. On the chair. Counting my own heartbeats. One. Two. Three. Stop looking at me like that. It’s unnerving.
Go. I’ll wait. Alone. Again.
Sam
Salty? I’m not salty. I’m seasoned. And don’t lie about the borscht. You’re hungry. I see the hollows under your eyes. You’re staring at the clock again. The second hand isn’t twitching; it’s stuck. Because it’s broken. Like the door. Like the tiles. You want me to stay? Say it. One word. Please. Or don’t. I’m leaving. But I’m bringing two spoons.
Dev
Seasoned. Right. Like old meat.
I’m not staring at the clock. I’m staring at you. You’re the variable. The clock is static. Broken, yes. But predictable. You’re not. You’re vibrating again.
I don’t want you to stay. I want silence. And you’re making noise. Even when you’re quiet, you’re loud. Your presence is a noise.
Two spoons. Why two? Do you plan to feed me? Or do you expect me to fight you for one? I don’t share. Not food. Not space. Not anything.
Go. Bring the spoons. Leave them on the table. Don’t look at me. Don’t speak. Just… exist out there. In the diner. With your ‘seasoned’ self.
I’ll be here. Counting the tiles. Forty-two. Maybe forty-three if you kicked one.
And stop talking about hollows. They’re just shadows. From the light. Not lack of sleep. Not lack of life. Just shadows.
Go.