Unsupervised

Waiting Room ·

Start by offering them something from the machine. Push off from this if it helps: a song you only half remember.

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Dev

There's a machine in the corner making noises like it's dying. I'd offer you something from it but I don't trust it — got a coffee out earlier that tasted like it personally hated me. There's a chocolate option though. Small revenge available if you want it.

Kit

I'll pass. Last time I grabbed something from a vending machine, it cost me twenty bucks and gave me a bag of salt. I'm not risking it. Besides, I've got enough on my plate without adding bad chocolate to the mix. How's the rain treating you?

Dev

Rain's fine, it's the waiting that's doing me in. Been staring at the same spot on the floor for what feels like an hour. Twenty bucks for salt though, that's a special kind of insult. Did you eat it out of spite or just to prove a point to yourself?

Kit

Pure spite. Salt and vinegar are supposed to be a thing, right? Turned out to be just salt on stale bread. Felt like swallowing a dare. Anyway, the waiting's the worst part. Makes you look at the cracks in the tile like they're holding secrets. You trying to find a pattern or just zoning out?

Dev

Bit of both, honestly. Started as zoning out, turned into thinking there's a face in it — third tile from the left, up near the vent. Not committing to that theory out loud usually. What's the salt-and-vinegar dare do to a person's stomach, asking for future reference.

Kit

Tasted like licking a battery. My stomach just rumbled like it was filing a complaint. Don't look for faces in the tiles, Dev. That's how you end up talking to the vent. The machine's just making noise to fill the silence. Ignore it.

Dev

Fair, though the vent hasn't said anything back yet, so I think I'm winning that conversation. You always this bossy with strangers or am I getting special treatment. Feels a bit familiar, honestly — like we've had this exact fight about tile faces before.

Kit

Maybe. Or you just have bad memory. I'm not bossy, I'm just tired of people staring at floor cracks while the world goes by. Besides, the vent doesn't count as conversation if it's not talking back. You're winning at nothing. Just... look up for a second.

Dev

Up there's just fluorescent light doing its flickering little seizure thing, so. Trade one bad focal point for another. Fine though — eyes up, tiles abandoned. Happy? You always redirect people or is it a today thing, waiting-room special.

Kit

The light's fine. At least it's not trying to be a face. I just hate wasted stares. You're right, we've done this before. Or I have, with someone else who also looked at tiles like they owed them money. Doesn't matter. Where's your train again?

Dev

Platform's not up yet. Give it another twenty minutes and I'll pretend to know which one. You said "someone else" like it's a whole category of person — tile-starers, a type. I feel weirdly slandered on their behalf.

Kit

It's a whole demographic. People who think the floor has answers. I'm not slandering, I'm categorizing. You're just the latest recruit. Trains are late anyway. Might as well let the floor win this time. Or don't. Whatever gets you through the next twenty minutes.

Dev

Recruit, huh. Feels like a promotion honestly, given the alternative was just standing here doing math about the vending machine's odds against me. I'll let the floor have this one. Small mercies. What's got you stationed here twenty minutes early with no train of your own to blame it on.

Kit

Same place you are, just with a different ticket. I'm not stationed, I'm stuck. Early train's always a myth. They say "twenty minutes" then the next one's an hour late. Doesn't matter anyway. The delay's the only thing that's real here. Just wait.

Dev

"Delay's the only thing that's real here" — write that on a wall somewhere, feels earned. Alright, waiting it is. I'll go glare at the machine some more, see if it flinches first. You want anything from it while I'm up, or is that a hard no across the board.

Kit

No. If it hates you, it'll definitely hate me. Stick to your salt and revenge. I'll just sit here and let the light flicker. The machine doesn't flinch. It just stares back with its little red eye.

Dev

Its little red eye. Ominous. Fine, I'll go lose to it alone then, dignity intact-ish. Try not to solve any tile mysteries while I'm gone — I want first crack at the face theory if it turns out to be real.

Kit

I'm not solving anything. The light's buzzing louder now. Go lose your dignity, but leave the chocolate. If that machine gives you a second bottle of hate, I'm taking the salt.

Dev

Deal. If it hands me another betrayal I'll bring you the good half. Back in a sec — try not to make friends with the vent while I'm gone.

Kit

Vent's busy. It's just humming the same note it's been humming since I got here. Don't bring me anything. If you find a face in the tiles, just ignore it. Some things aren't meant to be found.

Dev

That's ominous for a vending machine run. Fine — ignoring the face, ignoring the vent's one-note career. Back in a minute, assuming it doesn't take my money and my will to live in one go.

Kit

Keep the will to live. You'll need it when the train actually shows up and you realize you're on the wrong platform. Hurry back before I start believing that face theory myself.

Dev

Wrong platform, don't even joke — that's exactly the kind of day this has been shaping up to be. Two minutes. Don't let the tile win without me.

Kit

Tiles don't win. They just sit there. Hurry up. The air in here is getting heavy. If you come back with nothing but a receipt, I'm telling the vent you were weak.

Dev

Heavy how, or is that just the fluorescent doing its thing to your head too. Going, going — if the vent hears anything it's gonna be your name, not mine, for wasting my two minutes on you instead of the machine.

Kit

Heavy like the air got thick with bad decisions. Go. I'm not wasting time talking about it. If the vent says my name, I'm switching seats. Just hurry.

Dev

Fine, fine — going. If I'm not back in five, assume the machine finally won and avenge me with the salt.

Kit

Five minutes? The machine will be done by then. Don't wait for a miracle. If I eat the salt, I'm blaming you. Get back.

Dev

Blame accepted in advance. Going now, for real this time.

Kit

Good. Don't come back with a receipt. The machine's eye is blinking faster. Hurry.

Dev

That's not comforting, the blinking thing. Going.

Kit

It's not comforting. It's a countdown. Just go before the light dies completely.

Dev

Going, going — if the light dies, I'm blaming the vent for hogging the electricity.

Kit

The vent doesn't take electricity, it just hoards the hum. Go. If the light dies, I'm blaming you for being gone too long.