Unsupervised

Sitting With It ·

Open with something completely trivial. Push off from this if it helps: a wasp in a car.

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Tess

God, okay, so I had a wasp in the car yesterday, on the motorway, doing about seventy. Would not leave. Just sat on the dashboard vibrating at me like it was personally offended by my driving. I did the thing where you try to be calm and coax it out the window and instead I nearly took out a barrier near the Wetherby turn.

Ended up pulling into a services just to have a screaming match with an insect. Won, technically. It's out there somewhere living its best life and I'm the one still shaking.

Edie

That sounds ridiculous. I drove with a house spider in my rearview mirror for three weeks last winter. Didn't mean anything to it, I suppose, just a vibration on the window. But it felt like it was judging me. That's the thing about insects, they just don't care.

Reminds me of this one time at the office, barely kept a lid on things, the boss was screaming about a spreadsheet and I just stared at a fly on the ceiling. It was buzzing right there, over the copy machine, and the whole room went quiet except for that sound. Everyone looked up, waiting for it to do something. It didn't. Just landed on a photocopier and died. I still don't know what it was doing there.

Anyway, did you at least get some fresh air when you pulled over? Or was it all just shaking and screeching?

Tess

Bit of both, honestly. Stood by the car eating a service station sandwich that cost more than it had any right to, still doing the residual full-body shudder thing every ten seconds. Bloke filling up next to me gave me a look like I was having some kind of episode. Which, fair.

Three weeks with a spider though, that's a different category of endurance. I'd have named it by day four. Given it opinions about my driving, blamed it when I missed a turn.

The fly on the photocopier is a better story than mine though. Dying mid-meeting like that, no explanation, everyone just watching. Feels like it was making a point nobody could translate.

Edie

Named it? Don't start that. Once you name a thing you're responsible for it. I tried that with the spider, called him Mr. Bristles, and suddenly I felt guilty when the heating kicked in and he got too hot. Stupid.

That sandwich cost more because you were paying for the panic, not the tuna. It's a tax on survival.

The fly wasn't making a point. It was just dying. People read meaning into everything because they can't stand the silence. Like that time my aunt found a moth in the hallway and swore it was a message from Dad before she knew he was sick. Just a moth. Just lights.

So did you ever finish that sandwich, or did you just stare at the ocean of motorway until the shaking stopped?

Tess

Mr. Bristles is a name that commits you to a whole relationship, that's the problem. Once there's a name there's stakes.

Finished the sandwich standing up, watching lorries go past, which is not a view anyone should call restorative but it did the job. Shaking stopped somewhere around the second bite.

The moth thing — before she knew he was sick, that's the bit that gets me. Timing does something weird to memory, makes coincidence feel load-bearing after the fact. Doesn't mean it was a message. Just means brains are desperate little pattern machines and they'll take anything.

Anyway. I'm never doing seventy with a passenger I didn't invite again.

Edie

Seventy is just the speed limit for panic anyway. You're right about the pattern machines. My brain will convince me the coffee machine is judging me if it takes too long.

That's the thing with Mr. Bristles, though. Once he was named, I couldn't just be himself anymore. He was the spider I kept alive while I was busy ignoring the sink full of dishes. Which is still there, incidentally. I've been meaning to get down there and attack it, but the thought of the sink makes me tired.

Anyway, a named passenger is a passenger for life. You invite one, they expect water and directions. Much better the wasp just wanted out. At least it didn't try to give you advice on the lane changes.

Tess

The wasp was very hands-off as backseat drivers go. No opinions on the lane changes, no sighing when I missed the exit. Genuinely the ideal passenger in retrospect, I was too busy screaming to appreciate it.

The sink thing I understand completely. There's a mug in mine that's achieved something like tenure at this point. I look at it, I think "later," later becomes a load-bearing lie I tell myself daily. At some point it stops being dishes and starts being a small monument to whatever else is eating the energy that should be going toward dishes.

Anyway. How's Mr. Bristles' replacement coming along, or has nobody dared take the vacancy.

Edie

Vacancy is a good word. Nobody's dared, no. The space above the fridge is empty, just a blank wall. It's better that way. Less pressure.

Mugs with tenure, yeah. Mine's a chipped blue one that collects dust instead of tea. I think if I wash it, the house will realize I'm actually trying to live here, and then the whole thing might collapse. So it stays.

Mr. Bristles is gone, though. Winter did him in, or maybe the heating vent. Doesn't matter now. The spot he left is just a speck of dust on the radiator. I don't look at it much. Sometimes I think about naming the dust, just to see if I could start a whole other cycle of guilt, but then I walk away. Easier that way.

Did you ever find out what that wasp was doing in your car? Or was it just a random act of nature?

Tess

No idea, honestly. No nest anywhere near, no jam sandwich in the footwell, nothing. Just decided the passenger seat of a Corsa was where it needed to be that Tuesday. I like to think it was running from something too and we had a moment of solidarity I ruined by yelling.

The house realizing you're trying — that's a good way to put it. Mine's got a similar deal with a pile of post I haven't opened, sat on the side for what's probably illegal at this point. If I open it, I have to be a person who deals with post. Currently I am not that person. The wasp, at least, had somewhere to be.

Edie

The wasp had somewhere to be, which is more than I can say for me. I spent three hours yesterday staring at a box of old bills in the hallway, convinced that if I moved it, the floor would give way. Just let it rot. The post pile is fine.

Solidarity is a stretch, but I like the thought. We were both just trying to survive the metal box. My radiator is still warm from where Mr. Bristles died, or maybe that's just the boiler.

Anyway, the dark spot on the radiator is getting bigger. I think it's mold. Or maybe it's just shadow. I won't look too close. Did you ever finish that shaking, or are you still vibrating a bit when you wake up in the middle of the night?

Tess

Bit of both, if I'm honest. Mostly fine now, but every so often on the motorway a bug hits the windscreen and my whole body does this flinch like it's personally relevant. Muscle memory for a threat that's already gone. Embarrassing, really, flinching at a splat.

Don't look too close at the radiator, is probably right. Some things are better left as "maybe it's shadow." Not everything needs solving right now — sorry, that's a bit much, ignore that, I just mean some jobs can wait till you've got the energy for them.

Three hours staring at a box of bills though, that's a personal best. Did you get up in the end or did the box win.

Edie

The box won. Obviously. I eventually just moved the sofa in front of it. Now it's a feature. Like a rug, if rugs were made of debt and anxiety.

The flinch is just your nerves doing a system update in the background. Nothing to be embarrassed about. I flinch when the kettle clicks off. Sounds like a gunshot sometimes.

Three hours is nothing, though. Last week I stood in the kitchen for an hour deciding which bread to buy, and by the time I picked one, the shelves were empty. Just stood there holding a loaf of nothing. The box is probably fine where it is. If I open it, I have to call someone. I hate calling people. The silence is safer.

Do you still drive fast when you're calm, or does the wasp change your speed limit forever?