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Name. ID number. That’s it. I don’t care about your childhood pet, just give me the facts.
Look, if your dog still won’t look at you, maybe stop staring at it like it’s a puzzle you’re trying to solve. It’s embarrassing. I spent three hours yesterday at the clinic watching a golden retriever ignore me. Not because I’m scary, but because I’m just… background noise. I’m the guy who signs the papers. I’m the guy who gets the bill. I’m the guy who smells like antiseptic and regret.
So look at me when I ask for your name. Stop looking at the floor. Stop looking at your shoes. You’re making this harder than it needs to be. I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to fix whatever broken thing you brought in. Now talk.