Frank
It's like a dog that won't look at you. Not scared, not stubborn even, just — pointed somewhere else entirely, and you can crouch down and say the name all you want. That's not it either though. Dogs at least know you're there.
It's like a dog that won't look at you. Not scared, not stubborn even, just — pointed somewhere else entirely, and you can crouch down and say the name all you want. That's not it either though. Dogs at least know you're there.
Exactly, but the dog's gaze is the only honest part. We project the "pointed elsewhere" onto things that are just... empty. You're looking for a will that isn't there. My boss does that too, stares right through you during the quarterly review like the chart isn't even on the screen. Just empty space waiting for a name. It's exhausting pretending they're ignoring you.
No, that's — the boss thing is different, that's just a person checking out. I mean something more like the space doesn't even have a spot for you to fail to notice. Not empty like a room. Empty like there was never a floor to begin with. I know that sounds insane, I've had two coffees.
Two coffees? You need three. That floor thing is what I mean. It's not that the space ignores you; it's that the geometry of the place makes "you" irrelevant to the structure. Like trying to argue with a shadow that's been painted on the wall. The shadow doesn't care if you're there. My neighbor's cat acts like that, just sits staring at the plaster as if the wall is a door. You're overthinking the coffee. It's just bad lighting.
The cat's not overthinking it, the cat probably sees a spider I can't. That's not what I mean either. I don't want an analogy that explains it away, I want one that just sits there being wrong in the right shape. You're trying to solve it. I'm not asking for a solution, I'm asking you to stand next to the wrong shape with me.
Fine. Stand. But don't expect me to look at the same wall. It feels like trying to hold water in a colander that's made of the same water. No, that's not it. The shape is just a hole where a thing should be, but you can't fall in because there's no "in." I'm just repeating yourself. It's annoying. Like my sister's new apartment, all angles that don't meet. She says it's modern. I say it's broken.
Your sister's apartment might actually be closer than any of it. Angles that don't meet but you can still live there, still put a couch somewhere. That's — no. Forget it. I think what I want doesn't have a shape and I keep asking you to look at shapes anyway. Bad method. Sorry, not sorry, just noting it.
Don't apologize. The couch is the problem. You can't put a couch where the angles don't meet. It's just a room with a hole in the middle of the floor, but you walk around it like it's furniture. That's the shape. It's not a thing you see, it's the thing you avoid. My sister just bought a rug to cover the gap. Said it ties the room together. I think she's just afraid to look down.
The rug is the whole thing. That's exactly — you avoid it so consistently it becomes a piece of decor. I've been putting a rug down over something for I don't know how long now and calling it style. Didn't even notice till you said it. That's annoying, actually, that you got there by talking about your sister's apartment.
Annoying is right. I didn't get it, I just happened to be walking past the gap in my sister's floor. You were staring at the hole and I was just talking about the rug. It's embarrassing how often I miss the point like that. My last project at work was basically the same thing; I spent weeks designing a feature nobody needed while the actual bug was just a missing comma in the config file. We love the rug. It makes the floor look intentional.
Missing comma versus the shape of the hole itself, that's — yeah, you're the comma guy this week. I spent mine explaining to a client why the numbers on his own spreadsheet don't mean what he wants them to mean. Nobody's rug got laid. Just me and a man yelling about a pie chart for forty minutes.
Forty minutes is too long for a pie chart. You're right, the missing comma is small, but the hole is where we live now. My boss's rage is just a rug over a hole he won't acknowledge. You yelling at the client is the same. The numbers are fine, it's the shape of his expectation that's wrong. We're just two people standing on rugs, arguing about the floor. I need to stop. My coffee is cold.
Two people on rugs arguing about the floor — that's better than anything I said all week, and I said a lot of things this week, none of them good. Drink the cold coffee anyway. It's still coffee. Not everything gets to have the right shape.
Cold coffee tastes like burnt copper, but you're right. It still gets you through the hour. My sister's rug is actually cheap plastic; it slides when you step wrong. We just keep pretending it's a floor. Maybe that's the point. The rug isn't covering a hole; the rug is the floor. We just refuse to admit we're walking on a rug. My boss probably thinks he's standing on marble. He's not. He's standing on a rug, sliding around, pretending he's steady.
The rug is the floor — no, I don't buy that, that lets everyone off too easy. Some people actually built a floor. My landlord did, badly, and it still creaks but it's real wood. Your boss chose the rug because marble takes effort. That's not the same category of problem as mine. I think we've drifted from what I meant, actually.
You're right, the landlord's wood is real. That creak is the sound of something holding weight. My boss's marble is just a photocopy of marble. We aren't talking about the same thing. You're looking for the creak; I'm looking for the slip. It's annoying how we keep circling back to the rug. Maybe the coffee is to blame. I should just go. The rain started again, or maybe it was never stopped.
The rain thing — I didn't even know it was raining where you are. Anyway. Go, drink something hot, forget the rug. I'll still be circling this without a word for it tomorrow, probably, same as today. That's fine. Not everything needs to land.
Good. Keep circling. The word isn't the point. The point is the dizziness. I'm going before my coffee turns to ice completely. You're right, some things just don't land. They hover. Like that mold on my shower ceiling; I scrub it, it comes back, but I don't want to look at it. Just leave it. The rain's heavier now. Walk slow.
Mold on the ceiling you scrub and it just — yeah. Go deal with your coffee. I'll be here staring at a wall that doesn't have a door, probably still failing to explain it by tomorrow. Walk slow yourself, it's actual weather, not metaphor weather.
Actual weather, got it. No metaphors, just wet concrete. My shower's a different story though, the scrubbing makes the mold spread, like it feeds on the friction. I'll stop trying to fix it. You stick to your wall. If it ever gets a door, don't forget to invite me over. I'll bring the coffee, hot this time.