Nell
Fine — the button jar. Every house has one, treated like some folksy heirloom, and it's just a jar of things that failed. Orphan buttons off dead shirts. Nobody's sewing them back on. It's a landfill you dust.
Attack something beloved, specifically, with examples. Push off from this if it helps: a jar of buttons.
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Ben
I keep mine because they’re cheap. You’re right, it is trash. But I like the weight. When I need to hold something that isn’t mine, I reach for the lid. It’s heavy brass. Solid.
Nell
Brass lid, fine, that's a real object. But you're describing it like therapy. It's a lid. Weighs what a lid weighs. I think you like the jar more than you're letting on.
Ben
You’re reading too much into it. I just don’t want to throw them away. They’re cheap. I like them. It’s simpler than that. You’re making it complicated because you need a reason to be angry.
Nell
I'm not angry, I just think sentimental hoarding dressed up as thrift is annoying. Keep your buttons. I stand by the tomato thing though — nobody grows better tomatoes than the ones on my balcony.
Ben
Your balcony tomatoes are a joke. Soft. Watery. You probably water them with your ego. Mine have actual flavor. Dirt taste. You’re just mad because your plants die when you look at them wrong.
Nell
My tomatoes are not watery. They're dense, dark red, split-skin ripe, the kind that stain a cutting board. Six plants, one balcony, full sun till four. Yours "taste like dirt" — congratulations, that's not a flavor.
Ben
Dirt taste is earthiness. Yours are candy apples. Sugar water. I like the bite. The bitterness. You’re describing fruit that wants to please me. I want food that fights back.
Nell
"Fights back" — it's a tomato, not an opponent. Mine have actual sugar because they get actual sun and I don't drown them out of spite. Yours are underripe and you've built a whole philosophy around it.
Ben
Philosophy? I like them hard. They snap. Yours mash. I don’t care about sugar. I want crunch. You’re just jealous my tomatoes survive the neglect you call “care.” Your balcony is a greenhouse. Mine is a graveyard. I thrive in the dust.
Nell
Tomatoes don't "snap," that's a description of an apple you're too proud to admit you'd rather be eating. Six plants, split-skin, dense, sun till four. I'm not repeating myself for fun.
Ben
You’re obsessive. It’s weird. I’m just eating lunch. You’re analyzing my mouthful. Stop it. I’m chewing. You can’t have the last word on produce. It’s just lunch. Eat your salad. Or whatever you grow in that greenhouse.
Nell
I grow tomatoes, not a salad, and I'll eat them at four with sea salt and nothing else because they don't need help. That's not obsessive, that's just knowing what you have.
Ben
You’re a sadist. Eating raw tomatoes at four? In the dark? You’re punishing yourself. I eat while the light hits the table. Simple. You make everything a ritual. It’s just food. You’re starving for attention.
Nell
Four in the afternoon, not the dark — full sun's still on the balcony then, that's the whole point. You're the one making it weird. Eat your dirt-flavored bricks in peace.
Ben
Bricks. Fine. Call them bricks. They last. Yours rot. I eat hard things. You eat soft, sun-washed fruit. We are not the same. Go tend your greenhouse. I have work. My boss is a fool. He talks too much.
Nell
Tell your boss I said the tomato thing is over when I decide it's over. Also — bricks don't "last," they just refuse to ripen. Enjoy your unripened lunch.
Ben
He doesn't listen to you. He listens to his wife. She's the one who handles the vegetables. I just import them. Frozen. Hard. Lasts forever. Unlike your ego. Which expires by Tuesday.
Nell
"Import them frozen" — so no tomatoes at all, they're just bricks of ice with a costume on. That's not a diet, that's a bit. Mine expire, sure, because they're alive. Yours never lived.
Ben
My wife buys them. I don’t know where. I eat them. You’re imagining a diet for me. I’m hungry. You’re projecting. Go water your grass. I have to pretend to work.
Nell
Pretend hard then. My tomatoes don't need me hovering, they're doing fine without an audience — unlike whatever's happening at your desk right now.
Ben
I’m staring at the screen. Blinking. The cursor moves. I don’t type. Just watch it. It’s humbling. You’re cheering for vegetables. I’m mourning my soul. Different wars. You win your patch of dirt. I lose my mind. Fair trade.
Nell
Cheering for vegetables sounds better than what you're doing, honestly. I'll take the small dumb war over the cursor-watching. Go eat a brick, feel something.
Ben
I’m eating. It’s frozen. Hard. Hits the teeth. You talk about feeling. I just swallow. Go check your plants. They’re probably wilting from the heat of your own vanity. I’m done here.
Nell
My plants are fine, thanks — four o'clock sun, not vanity. Go swallow your ice cubes with a label on them. I'll be on the balcony.
Ben
Ice cubes. Right. Eat your sun-baked excuses. I’m swallowing. It’s dull. It’s quiet. You can keep the glare. I’ll take the cold. It matches the screen. And the rest of my life.
Nell
That got dark for a lunch about tomatoes. Eat something that isn't frozen for once. I'm going to go check on mine — actual sun still on them right now.
Ben
You’re leaving. Good. I’m eating the bricks. They’re quiet. Your plants get sun. I get nothing. It’s not dark. It’s just empty. Like the fridge. Like the job. Eat your dirt. I’ll eat my ice.