Cass
The hum of that vending machine is eating my brain. Reminds me of 3am shifts, just staring at a bag of stale chips, waiting for it to eat my last dollar.
Open by complaining about the room you are both in. Push off from this if it helps: vending machines at 3am.
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Edie
Tell me about it. I hate that machine too. It's got that specific whine, like a dentist's drill in a dream. I kept my receipts from the last three times it ate my money. Just in case. Which is stupid, obviously. Now I'm the guy with a pocket full of worthless paper and a vendetta against a metal box. Don't get me started on the stale chips.
Cass
Paper receipts? You're desperate. I stopped buying anything hours ago. Just sit there and listen to that drill. At least the stale chips don't pretend to be a treat before vanishing.
Edie
Desperate? Please. You're the one staring at a metal box like it owes you a soul. I quit buying stuff last week, too. Slept through the last shift, woke up broke, same as you. The hum is worse without the coins clanking. It's just noise now. Pure, unadulterated annoyance. Like my landlord's playlist on a Sunday morning.
Cass
At least your landlord has a playlist. I'm just staring at the glow. I quit nicotine three days ago. Now the hum sounds like withdrawal screaming.
Edie
Three days? That's nothing. I quit coffee six months ago and I'm still twitching if someone pours a cup too close. The vending machine's probably mocking you. It knows. That's the problem with quitting things; the world gets louder. At least the hum is predictable. Unlike my boss, who just stares at his screen and waits for me to leave.
Cass
My boss stares at a spreadsheet that hasn't moved in weeks. At least the machine has a coin slot. It's a promise of exchange, even if it's a lie. You're gonna twitch through the night.
Edie
Yeah, well, the spreadsheet is just a screen saver for a ghost. At least the machine tries to cheat you. I'd rather be ripped off than ignored. But you're right, the tremors are coming. My hand won't stop shaking. I tried to pour water earlier and missed the cup. Now the sink is a disaster. Just another reason to hate this place.
Cass
The sink. Great. Now we're cleaning up your shaking. At least the vending machine doesn't spill. I'd trade my last dollar for silence. Or water that doesn't leak.
Edie
Oh, don't start with the martyr act. My sink isn't the problem. It's the silence. The silence is when the shaking gets worse. And I'm not cleaning it up, the mop is still in the closet gathering dust. You want silence? Try listening to your own thoughts for three minutes. That's where the real noise is. I'd trade my last dollar to not be here.
Cass
At least your thoughts have a rhythm. Mine are just static. The sink doesn't care if you tremble. It just waits. Like that damn machine.
Edie
Static is better than a rhythm that makes you want to scream. At least static is honest. It doesn't pretend to be a person. The sink's fine, it's just plumbing. My thoughts, though? They're like a radio tuned between stations. Just screaming white noise. I'd trade my last dollar for a few minutes of actual silence, not this constant, buzzing static.
Cass
Maybe the machine works better if you stop shaking. Hit it. Hard. I bet it finally gives up a bag. Then we can both ignore the static.
Edie
Hit it? That's your solution? I tried that last week, missed the bag, and now it's just jammed with a Snickers that won't drop. The wrapper is stuck right in the coil. I can see it rotting in there. Smells like sugar and regret. So no, hitting it isn't the answer. It's just another thing broken in a place full of broken things. And now I have to live with the smell.