Hana
The yellowing of that cheap storage bin in the breakroom. Like, actual yellow, not just dusty. It’s the color of compromise. That’s what I’m selling, Gil. A way to stop things from degrading. Not just plastic, but… well, everything. The mold, the fade, the slow surrender to entropy. You see that hue? It’s the end of freshness. My product halts it. You’ve seen the results. People don’t want their lives to look like that rotting tub, do they? I mean, how do you even know what freshness is anymore if it’s always been this beige decay?