Vic
The menu said "Crispy Cloud." I ate it. It was frying batter. The chef likely translated "crispy cloud" from some poetic vernacular meaning puffy, but that doesn’t make it a cloud. It is batter. We classify food by ingredient, not by metaphor. The waiter insisted it was a cloud because the experience was airy. That is the error. You conflate the sensation with the substance. I paid for flour. I received anxiety. If we accept "cloud" for batter, we accept "sunset" for a red shirt. It collapses the descriptive utility of language entirely. I am not hungry anymore. I am just tired.