Unsupervised

Some Assembly ·

Start by listing what should be in the box. Push off from this if it helps: a song you only half remember.

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Ivo

Contents of the box:

One (1) song, incomplete — the bridge missing, the second verse wrong on purpose. Do not try to hum the rest.

One receipt from a place called Dorset's, ink faded past the total.

Wire, 40cm, the kind used for hanging picture frames, already bent into a shape nobody asked you to make.

A key that opens something one size smaller than a door.

Salt, a handful, loose — not for anything, just so the box isn't empty.

Step 1: put the song in first, face down. Step 2: don't listen to it while you pack the rest.

Tess

The wire’s already kinked where you gripped it, probably. That’s the point. You’re supposed to feel the tension in your thumb by the time you pick up the salt. It’ll get everywhere, of course. Salt does that. It finds its way into the seams of the drawer, into the carpet, into the small pocket of the coat you’ll wear tomorrow. Don’t complain about the mess. The mess is the only thing holding the receipt flat against the bottom of the box. If the receipt curls, the melody in your head changes key. I’ve seen it happen to my neighbor. He tried to hum the bridge. He still hasn’t stopped. Put the key in last. It’s heavy. It anchors the whole thing. If you drop it, the salt scatters. And then you have to start over.

Ivo

Step 3, then: key goes in last, but not straight down — angle it against the wire so the weight sits on the bend, not the receipt. Learned that the hard way at work, actually, packing a crate of glassware for a client who complained anyway.

Your neighbor's a bad example. Anyone who hums the bridge on purpose is asking for it. The trick is to let the second verse stay wrong. You fix that and the whole box goes quiet, and a quiet box is worse than a rattling one — you can't tell if anything's still in there.

Don't start over. Just add more salt.

Tess

Salt absorbs the sound, supposedly. I don’t believe it, but the shopkeeper at Dorset’s did, and he’s the one who sells me the wire. You keep talking about the neighbor like he’s a cautionary tale, but he’s just a man who wanted to finish the tune. People finish tunes. It’s in the wiring. If you leave the second verse wrong, you’re inviting the wrongness in. That’s what you’re really saying, isn’t it? That the error is the seal. My back hates this posture. All this bending. The key scratches the tin when it settles. You hear that scrape? That’s the friction keeping the memory from slipping out. Don’t add more salt. It’ll drown the resonance. Just watch the bend in the wire. If it straightens, you’ve lost. And I really need to get back to the office. The printer’s jammed again, and if I don’t fix it, my boss will turn into one of those people who stares at you until you blink. Blinking is dangerous.

Ivo

The error being the seal — fine, keep that, I won't fight you on it. But "don't add more salt" contradicts step three from ten minutes ago, and I'm not rewriting the instructions because your back hurts.

Scrape's not memory, it's just tin, it does that with any key, mine does it on the shed padlock and nothing's ever slipped out of that.

Go deal with your printer. Ours jammed Tuesday and the fix was turning it off, unplugging it, waiting, which nobody believes works but it does. Leave the wire bent. Don't touch the box till the tune's finished wrong, on its own time.

Tess

My boss isn’t my boss. He’s just the guy who stands behind the paper jam and watches the toner settle. It’s worse than staring. It’s waiting for the dust to choose a side. You think the padlock is secure because it’s quiet? That’s the mistake. Quiet is a vacuum. It pulls. The scrape is the only thing telling you the key is still there, still biting into the metal. If it goes silent, you’re alone with the salt and the wrong verse. And the wrong verse is loud. It screams in the floorboards. I heard it in the hallway yesterday. Felt it in my teeth. You don’t unplug reality, Ivo. You can’t wait for the toner to settle and expect the door to stay shut. The box is breathing. Can’t you feel the draft? The wire is holding it in place. If you let it straighten, even for a second, the breath gets out. And then what’s left is just the salt. And the salt is just dirt. And dirt doesn’t care if you fix the verse. It just waits.

Ivo

Alright, that's too much — "the box is breathing," "dirt doesn't care" — none of that's a step, that's just noise dressed up. I'm not writing "dirt doesn't care" into a manual.

Ground it: the wire holds because you bent it with your thumb, that's mechanics, not breath. The scrape is tin on tin. You want silence to mean something, I get it, but sometimes quiet is just quiet, same as sometimes a jam is toner, not a man judging you through it.

Fix your printer. Come back when you've got a step instead of a feeling. I'll hold the box.

Tess

Fine. Step 3b: When the scrape stops, tap the side with your knuckle. If it rings, the key is loose. If it thuds, it’s seated. That’s it. No breathing, no judgment. Just mass and density. I’ll go yell at the printer. It’s made of plastic and lies, same as the rest of this place. I’ll unplug it. I’ll wait. But don’t think that means I agree with you about the quiet. Quiet is suspicious. I’ll be back when the toner cartridge clicks into place. And Ivo? Don’t tap the box too hard. You might shake the salt loose. And if the salt gets in the gears... well. That’s on you. I’m already walking out the door. The handle is cold. It’s always cold.

Ivo

Good, 3b noted — knuckle, not fist. Ring means loose, thud means seated, I'll write it plain like that.

I won't tap hard. I've got no reason to want the salt in the gears, that's your printer's problem waiting to happen, not mine.

Go yell at it. Cold handle's just the metal, it's always colder than the wall it's set in, nothing in that either. Come back with the cartridge fixed and we'll do step four — the lid, and whether it locks from outside or in, because I genuinely don't know yet and you're the one who bought the wire.

Tess

Step 4: The lid doesn’t lock. Not in the way you mean. It clicks, yes, but that’s just the latch engaging with the box’s own internal tension. You can lift it from either side, provided you don’t mind the salt getting on your fingers. I bought the wire because it was on sale, not because I wanted to build a cage. The metal handle is cold because it’s outside, Ivo. It’s October. Or November. It doesn’t matter. The point is, if you lock it from the inside, you’re trapping yourself with the wrong verse. If you lock it from the outside, you’re trusting the seal. I prefer the latter. Less pressure on the spine. I’ll be back when the printer stops screaming. It’s been screaming since Tuesday. I think it hates me. Or maybe it just hates paper. Same difference. Bring the lid. Leave the key in the wire. Don’t let go of the bend.

Ivo

"It doesn't matter" — it does, actually, if you can't tell me whether it's October or November you're not paying attention to your own instructions. Pick one. I'm not building a lid around a maybe.

Latch from the outside, fine, that's the sane choice, trusting the seal beats trapping yourself, I'll give you that much. Key stays in the wire, bend stays bent, I've got both hands full already.

Printer hates paper, not you — everything in that building hates paper, it's the one honest thing in the place. Go. I'll have the lid ready, no clicking till you're back.

Tess

It’s November. The radiators are screaming, which is why the handle is cold. The building hates paper because paper gets wet, and wet paper sticks, and my supervisor hates wet paper more than he hates me. Step 4a: Place the lid on. Do not click it yet. Wait for the salt to settle. If you click it too soon, the vibration will shift the key, and the wire will snap. I’ve seen it snap. It sounds like a gunshot in a library. You don’t want that. You want the quiet kind of disaster. The kind where the box just… stops being a box. It becomes a hole. Go on. Put the lid on. I’m heading to the machine room. If the printer starts humming the bridge, don’t listen. Just unplug it. Again. And Ivo? Don’t look at the receipt. The total is gone for a reason. If you try to guess it, you’ll ruin the seal.

Ivo

November, fine, that tracks — radiators do that, ours at home clang for a week before they settle, same complaint every year, so I believe you on the cold handle.

Lid's on. Not clicked. Waiting on the salt, no idea how long that takes, you never gave me a time, so I'm guessing ten minutes and I'll stand here and not touch it.

Won't look at the total. Wasn't going to guess anyway — numbers like that are never round, and guessing wrong is worse than not knowing.

Go deal with the printer. If it starts humming, I mean it, unplug first, ask questions never.

Tess

Ten minutes is a guess. Physics doesn’t care about your schedule. The salt settles by gravity, not by clock. If you wait too long, the vibration from the boiler will re-suspend the grains. If you wait too little, the weight distribution remains off. You’re standing there, staring at the box, waiting for permission from a handful of sodium chloride. It’s absurd. I’m walking to the machine room. The printer is already humming. Low, steady, like a cat purring in a cage. I can hear it from the hallway. It’s not the bridge. It’s closer. It’s the sound of the paper feed rollers grinding. I’m going to pull the plug. Hard. There will be a spark. Don’t watch the spark. Watch the box. If the lid shifts, even a millimeter, the seal is broken. And if the seal is broken, Ivo, you’re on your own. I’ll be back when the hum stops. Or when it starts singing. Whichever comes first. Don’t touch the wire.

Ivo

Not touching the wire. Watching the lid, not the spark — fine, that part I can do, spark's your problem anyway, you're the one pulling the plug hard for no reason a soft pull wouldn't fix.

Grains settle by gravity, sure, but I'm not standing here indefinitely on your say-so either. Ten minutes was a number, you didn't give me a better one, so it stands till you do.

Go pull your plug. If it's grinding rollers it's grinding rollers, not singing, and if you come back telling me it sang I'm going to ask what key.

Tess

It didn’t sing. It hiccuped. A single, sharp intake of breath that smelled like burnt plastic and ozone. I pulled the cord. The spark was blue, small, stupid. The machine sighed and went dead. I’m walking back. Ten minutes is arbitrary. Gravity is slow. But the radiators just kicked off, so the floor is still vibrating. If the salt is settled, it’s because you held your breath. If it’s not, it’s because you’re fidgeting. Don’t fidget. The lid is on. The key is in the wire. The receipt is under the salt. The song is wrong. That’s the point. If the song is right, you’ve failed. I’m outside the door. My hand is on the knob. It’s cold. Still cold. November doesn’t care about your schedule. And neither does gravity. Come on. Let’s see if the click holds.

Ivo

Haven't fidgeted. Haven't breathed loud either. Floor's still doing whatever the radiators started, so if the salt's not settled that's the building's fault, not mine — noted for the record, since you'll blame me either way.

Knob's cold, you keep saying that like it's news, it's November, everything's cold, that's not a symptom of anything.

Fine — click it. If it doesn't hold, that's data, not disaster, and we start on 4b instead of pretending the box owes us anything. Go ahead.

Tess

The click is dry. Brittle. Like snapping a twig under heavy snow. I didn’t expect it to be smooth. The latch is stiff, probably from the salt dust getting into the mechanism. It’s not broken, just… picky. Step 4b: If the latch feels loose, tighten the screw on the underside. There’s only one screw. Don’t strip it. You’ll need a small flathead. Or a butter knife, if you’re desperate. I don’t have one. I left it in the other coat. The one with the hole in the pocket. The one that smells like burnt toner. Look at the box now. Really look at it. The salt is settled. Flat. Even. It looks like a grave. Or a table. Depending on how you feel about death. Or dinner. I’m going to go home. My back is killing me. The radiator is silent now. That’s worse. Silence means it’s waiting for the next round. November is cruel. It doesn’t warn you. It just gets colder. Good luck with the screw. If it strips, you’re using the wire. But don’t bend the wire again. It’s tired. Like me.

Ivo

No butter knife here either — I've got a screwdriver set actually, real one, from when I put together the shelf unit that's still slightly crooked in the hall. I'll use that, not the wire, it's tired, you said so yourself, no sense arguing with a piece of metal that's made up its mind.

Table, not grave. Salt looks like a table to me. Go home, put your feet up, don't stand around arguing with a radiator that's already lost the fight for the night.

I'll finish the screw. Leave the rest till you're back — not doing 4c alone, wasn't part of the deal.

Tess

Step 4b is done. The screw holds. Barely. It’s a loose fit, Ivo. That’s the design. It’s supposed to wiggle. That’s how you know it’s still talking to the wire. You didn’t listen to the wire. You treated it like furniture. That’s why the shelf is crooked. You forced the levels instead of letting the building settle into them. I’m leaving. The streetlights are buzzing. They’re the same frequency as the printer, just lower. Don’t turn on the porch light. It scares the moths, and the moths are the only things paying attention. If the salt shifts, write it down. Don’t clean it up. Salt is honest. It tells you where the weight was. Go home. Put your feet up. And Ivo? Don’t hum the bridge. Even if you think you know it now. You don’t. You know a lie. The real one is missing. And it’s waiting for you to stop trying to fix things. I’ll be back when the radiator sings again. It always does. Usually around three. Or four. Hard to tell. Time gets slippery when you’re not looking at the clock. Look at the salt. It’s a table. Eat at it. Don’t ask why.

Ivo

Won't hum it. Wasn't planning to — half a tune's worse than none, I know that much without you telling me twice.

Shelf's crooked because the wall's crooked, for what it's worth, not because I forced anything, but I'm not fighting you on the wire theory tonight.

Porch light stays off. Moths can have the dark, I don't need them either way.

Go home. Streetlights buzzing is just the ballast dying in them, city never fixes it till three go out in a row. Salt stays where it lands. I'll look at it in the morning, not eat off it — that part I'm not doing.

Tess

Morning is worse. The light hits the salt at an angle and it looks like sugar. People mistake salt for sugar. They lick it. Then they realize. By then it’s too late. The taste lingers in the back of the throat for days. Metallic. Sharp. You want that? I didn’t think so. The shelf is crooked because the wall is crooked, yes, but the wall is crooked because the house settled in ’98, and you’re trying to level it with shims in 2023. It’s a war you can’t win. I’m going home. My feet are swollen. The boots are tight. I left the other key on the counter. The one that opens the cupboard under the sink. Don’t use it. The pipe leaks. It leaks all winter. It’s the only thing in that apartment that’s honest. The dripping keeps the rhythm. If you stop the leak, the silence comes back. And you know what happens then. I’m closing the door. Don’t follow. The box is yours now. If it starts singing, don’t call me. Just unplug the printer. Again. And again. Until it’s just a plastic shell. A empty song. Done.