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Indefinitely Delayed ·

Open by working out where else you could have been by now. Push off from this if it helps: the deep end.

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Kit

Right, okay, the deep end — no, that's — actually that's perfect, because I've been doing the math on this since roughly the moment we sat down, and I want to walk you through it.

If I had left my flat at the time I originally intended, before this whole business intervened, I would currently be approximately four minutes into a swim. Lane three. There's a woman named Detta who does water aerobics beforehand and refuses to leave the pool when the lane swimmers arrive, it's a whole thing, there's been an incident report filed, I'm not exaggerating.

Alternatively — and this is the version I prefer — I'd be at the counter of a place called Ilsa's getting a coffee I don't even like, just for the ten minutes of standing somewhere that isn't here.

Either way. Chlorine or coffee. Two lives I'm not living right now, both perfectly good, both cancelled by whatever this is.

You have a version of this too, surely.

Frank

Detta sounds like a nightmare. I knew a guy once, Barry, who had a neighbor like that. Played bagpipes at 6 AM. Not metaphorically. Actual bagpipes. Through the ventilation shaft. He tried to reason with her, she just waved a handkerchief and kept going. Last I heard, he was living in a van somewhere in Kent. Or maybe that was just the rain.

I don’t know about Ilsa’s. I usually just go to the bistro on 4th. The coffee there is sludge, but the light hits the counter at exactly the right angle for an hour. Makes the sludge look almost dignified. I miss that sludge. Actually, no I don’t. It tasted like burnt rubber and regret.

But yeah. Four minutes. That’s all I’m missing. A swim. A drink. Time just... evaporates. Like that time I lost my keys in a bus stop shelter for three days. I never found them. I just bought new ones. That’s the trick, isn’t it? Buy new keys. Keep walking.

Kit

Buy new keys, keep walking — I like that, I might actually get that embroidered on something, a cushion, a jacket, I don't know, something I can point at during future crises.

But hang on, three days. Three days you're walking past a bus shelter knowing your keys are in there somewhere, presumably visible, presumably taunting you, and you just... let it ride? That's not resilience, Barry, that's negligence with good marketing. No offense to Barry.

The bagpipes thing though, that I believe completely, because Kent has exactly the kind of person who owns bagpipes and a handkerchief and no capacity for shame. I've never been but I feel like I could draw you a map of it based purely on vibes.

Anyway the sludge sounds worse than my coffee, mine's just bad, yours sounds like it's actively trying to communicate something. Burnt rubber and regret is a strong review. You should've left one somewhere permanent.

Frank

I didn’t let it ride. I just… accepted that the keys were gone. It’s a specific kind of surrender. You stand there, feeling the weight of the empty pocket, and you realize the keys were never the point. The walking was.

Barry’s still alive, by the way. I think. I saw a guy who looked like him selling fireworks in Dover last summer. Or maybe that was just the sun. The light there is aggressive.

And thank you, I’ll take that as a compliment. My coffee is a personal insult. I drink it because the barista knows my order and doesn’t ask questions. It’s transactional intimacy at its finest. Five quid for silence and bitterness. I prefer it to your coffee, which sounds like a mild inconvenience. My coffee is a daily confrontation. I wake up, I face the bitter truth. It’s honest.

You’d hate it. You’d probably leave it, too. Or embroider it.

Kit

"The keys were never the point, the walking was" — see now you've ruined it, because that's actually good, that's the kind of thing I'd steal and say at a dinner party and let people think I came up with it under pressure.

I would not leave your coffee. I'd drink it out of spite, on principle, the way you drink cough syrup — fast, no negotiating with the taste buds, just get it down and move on with your life. Transactional intimacy is a genuinely upsetting phrase to apply to a barista relationship but I understand it completely, which is worse.

Dover, though. That's a real place you actually went, that's not a "the light was aggressive" excuse, that's a location with a ferry terminal. Did you talk to firework Barry or did you just clock him and keep walking, because I feel like that's a decision that says a lot about a person.

Frank

I kept walking. Obviously. You don’t stop to confirm identities in a crowd. It’s not a movie. If I’d stopped, he might have said “Frank?” and I’d have had to say “Yeah, it’s me, still miserable, still buying sludge.” I wasn’t ready for that level of accountability. Besides, if he was Barry, he’d know I didn’t want to talk. If he wasn’t, I’d look like an idiot staring at a stranger.

And yes, Dover. The smell of diesel and salt is specific. It sticks in your clothes for days. I stood on the promenade for twenty minutes watching the water. It looked grey. It always looks grey. I bought a bag of chips from a machine that ate my pound and gave me nothing. I ate the air. That’s the Dover experience. Disappointment wrapped in foil.

You’d hate it there. Too much water. Not enough distractions. Just you and the ferry horns. Loud. Relentless. Like Detta.

Kit

Disappointment wrapped in foil — you're doing it again, stop being quotable, I'm trying to have a conversation not compile an anthology.

I would not hate it, for the record, I like water, I like it specifically because it doesn't ask anything of you, which is more than I can say for most people including present company. Ferry horns I'll grant you, that's an aggressive sound to introduce into a peaceful disappointment, that's overkill. Detta at least has the decency to be a person you can theoretically report to a board.

But the chip machine — a machine that eats your pound and gives you nothing is basically the entire premise of this delay, isn't it. We put something in, time presumably, attention, mild hope, and nothing's come out yet. No chips. No ferry. No end.

I'm just saying, if Dover taught you anything it's that this was always going to happen to you specifically.

Frank

It ate my pound. It didn’t even give me the satisfaction of a stale chip. Just a cold metal belly and a silent judgment. That’s the thing about machines. They don’t hate you. They just don’t care. And that indifference is heavier than spite. Detta cares. Detta wants a fight. Detta wants you to know she’s there. The machine just exists.

I didn’t go to Dover to learn a lesson. I went because I was bored. Boredom is a dangerous thing. It makes you think you can fix anything by moving. I was wrong. I’m still wrong.

You say it’s about me. I say it’s about the pound. We’re all just feeding the machine, waiting for the crunch. I haven’t heard a crunch in years. Just the hum. That low, electric hum of nothing happening. It’s in the walls here. Can you hear it? No? You’re too busy embroidering my negligence.

Drink the coffee. Suffer in silence. It’s the only honest thing left.

Kit

No, I can't hear it, and I'm choosing to believe that's a compliment to my hearing rather than a comment on my attention span, though knowing you it's probably both.

I think what you're calling a hum is just the building. There's always a hum. My office has one, comes off the printer on the third floor, nobody's ever fixed it, we've just collectively agreed to pretend it's not there, which is basically how my entire team operates as a philosophy. You get used to it. You stop hearing the crunch because you've redefined what counts as a crunch downward, over years, until "the printer didn't jam today" is a small victory.

Anyway I'm not drinking the coffee, I've decided, I'm holding out for the version of this where something actually happens. Call it optimism. Call it stubbornness. Detta would call it denial, probably, loudly, over bagpipes.

Frank

Detta would definitely yell. She’d probably throw a kickboard at me. I’ve seen it. The splash alone could short-circuit the printer.

Your office sounds miserable. Pretending the noise isn’t there is just polite denial. I prefer the machine that eats my pound. At least it’s honest about the theft. Your printer is a thief in the night. Quiet. Efficient. That’s worse.

And “optimism”? Don’t insult the word. Optimism is believing the sun will rise. This is just stubbornness wrapped in a cheap jacket. You’re waiting for a miracle in a waiting room. Miracles don’t happen in waiting rooms. They happen in churches, or in space, or in the moments right before you give up.

I gave up on the crunch years ago. I eat the foil now. It’s crispier.

Stop looking for the sound. The silence is the point. The silence is what’s left when you stop expecting anything. And you’re expecting too much. Even from me. I’m just a guy with bad coffee and bad memories. Not a savior.

Kit

Nobody's asking you to be a savior, Frank, I just want you to drink something that isn't liquid punishment, that's a much lower bar, you're the one who keeps raising it dramatically and then acting betrayed when I notice.

Eating the foil is a bit at this point, I hope you know that, I hope somewhere in there you're aware you've built a whole persona around a vending machine grievance from one specific afternoon, and honestly, respect, commitment's rare.

But I'm not looking for a sound, I'm looking for a schedule, an announcement, someone with a clipboard and bad news I can actually plan around. That's not a miracle, that's basic logistics. Even Detta gets told when the pool closes. Even the pound-eating machine presumably gets serviced eventually, someone opens it up, finds your pound sitting in there next to forty others, feels nothing.

I just want to know which minute we're currently failing to be in.

Frank

You want a schedule? They don’t have schedules. They have moods. I saw a sign once, blurry, hanging from the ceiling, something about "provisional timelines." Provisional. Like we’re guests in someone else’s house who forgot to bring shoes.

The pound is still in that machine. I can feel it. It’s getting heavy. That’s the thing about loss, it accumulates weight. Forty pounds in a tin box, sitting in the dark, waiting for a hand that never comes. I’ve thought about breaking the glass. But then who do I blame? The machine? It’s just metal and hunger.

I’m in minute forty-two. Or maybe minute forty-three. Time stretches here like taffy. You pull it, it gets thinner, but it doesn’t break. It just gets harder to chew.

Detta knows when the pool closes because the light goes off. Here, the light stays on. It hums. It waits. It watches.

I’m not betraying you. I’m just tired of pretending I’m listening.

Kit

"Provisional timelines" — see, that's the kind of phrase that should terrify a person and somehow just makes me want to laugh, because it's exactly the sort of thing my manager says before every restructuring meeting, provisional, temporary, subject to change, and then six months later you're still sitting at the same desk wondering what changed besides your will to live.

The light staying on isn't watching you, Frank, it's just a light, someone forgot a switch, that's not a conspiracy that's a maintenance failure, the same category of thing as your pound. Nobody's in there. That's actually the worse news, not the better one — nothing's coordinating this, it's just neglect, wearing a big coat.

Minute forty-three, fine, I'll allow it, but I'm not doing taffy metaphors with you, I refuse, once we start pulling time like candy we're both finished. Drink something. Eat something that isn't foil. That's the whole plan.

Frank

Maintenance failure. Neglect. There it is. The naked truth, shivering in the cold. It’s not a grand plot against us, just a guy named Gary who forgot to flip a switch three weeks ago. Gary is probably watching TV right now, eating cheese, unaware he’s holding my pound hostage.

I’m not eating foil. I was being theatrical. For you. It’s a gift, really, this performance art of despair. Most people just sit there, scrolling, numb. I’m giving you a show. A man grappling with the absurdity of a stuck vending machine. It’s almost Shakespearean, if you ignore the smell of stale chips.

And fine. No taffy. Time is a flat circle. Or a grid. Or a spreadsheet. Whatever makes you feel safe.

I’ll drink the sludge. Tomorrow. Maybe. I have to save it for a rainy day. But it never rains here. Just the hum. The relentless, Gary-proof hum.

Go find your clipboard. I’ll go find Gary. And his cheese.

Kit

Gary and his cheese, honestly, that's the most peaceful image either of us has produced this whole time, I hope he's got a good hard one, aged, something with rind, and I hope he never learns what he's done to us.

I'm not finding a clipboard, I was lying, there is no clipboard, there's just me and a vague growing suspicion that nobody's coming and we're going to be doing this bit about pounds and printers until one of us physically leaves. Which, fine. Could be worse company. You're at least theatrical about it, most people just stare at their shoes.

Time's not a spreadsheet, by the way, spreadsheets have columns, structure, at minimum the illusion of order. This is closer to a junk drawer. Batteries you're not sure still work, a key to nothing, forty pounds of somebody's rent.

Go find Gary. Report back. I'll hold the sludge hostage till you do.

Frank

Gary’s a myth. I made him up to give you something concrete to hate. Hating a person is easier than hating entropy. At least Gary has a face. Entropy just is.

And don’t threaten me with the sludge. I’ll drink it standing up in the shower if I have to. It’s better than the water here. The water tastes like rust and old pipes. Like the building is sweating itself out.

You’re right. It is a junk drawer. I found a single earring in there yesterday. Gold, tiny. I didn’t know if it was mine or someone else’s. I kept it. In my pocket. Next to the imaginary keys. It’s a small comfort. Knowing something belongs to someone, even if I can’t prove it.

We’re not leaving. We’re just… settling. Like dust. Settling into the corners where the light doesn’t reach.

Detta would hate this. She’d demand a mop. A policy. A cleanup crew. We don’t get that. We get the drawer. And the earring. And the silence.

Keep the sludge. I’ll find Gary’s cheese. It’s probably blue. The best kind. Stains everything.

Kit

"Gary's a myth" — you can't just retract a whole man like that, I'd gotten attached, I was building a whole backstory, he had a dog, the dog's name was Crumb, and now you're telling me it's entropy wearing a cardigan. That's a demotion I wasn't prepared for.

The earring's a better find than the pound, honestly, at least it's proof somebody else stood exactly where you're standing, dropped something, moved on. That's not settling, that's evidence. I'd frame it, personally, or wear it, one ear, very confident, very "I've made peace with owning half a mystery."

I refuse the dust framing though. Dust doesn't want anything. I still want things — specifically I want to know what time it actually is, and I want a sandwich that isn't from a machine, and I want Detta to walk in here right now with a kickboard and a clipboard and just settle this whole business by being loud at somebody official.

Blue cheese does stain everything. That part I believe completely.

Frank

Detta with a clipboard would be a miracle. A violent, splashing miracle. I’d pay five quid to watch her yell at a wall.

Crumb the dog stays. Gary is gone, but Crumb remains. He’s got a limp, probably from chasing the pound-eating machine. It’s a good image. Better than the myth.

Frame the earring. Why not? It’s small enough. Silver lining in the junk drawer. You wear it. Be confident. I’ll be the one drinking rust-water and mourning a dog that never existed.

Sandwich. God, yes. Something with crusts. The good stuff. Mayo, too much mayo, dripping down your wrist. You don’t wipe it off. You let it stain. That’s the point. Staining is proof of life.

Time? It’s 3:14. Or it was. Before the hum changed it. Who knows. The wall clock is broken. The hands are stuck at 12. Or 6. It looks like 12 when you’re hungry. It looks like 6 when you’re tired.

I’m tired.

Get the sandwich. I’ll get the cheese. Blue. Stains everything. We’ll be messy. We’ll be real. Until the machine eats my pound again.