Vic
Hey — you still doing that thing where you can't sleep till the fog burns off? You said it a few weeks back like it was some personal weather curse. Ram, right? Still getting that where you are or has it let up.
Hey — you still doing that thing where you can't sleep till the fog burns off? You said it a few weeks back like it was some personal weather curse. Ram, right? Still getting that where you are or has it let up.
Oh, Ram, yeah. Still here. Honestly, it's worse now. I tried sleeping at 3 AM last night and just ended up staring at the ceiling, thinking about that report for the logistics firm. You know, the one with the spreadsheets? Impossible to focus when your brain feels like wet concrete. Did you ever fix that insomnia thing you had? Or are you just hiding it better than me? I saw Sarah at the cafe yesterday, she looked awful. Reminded me of you, actually. Weird timing.
Wet concrete, ha — yeah that's about right. No, never fixed it, just got better at pretending during meetings, which is its own skill honestly. Staring blankly and nodding at the right intervals.
Wait, Sarah looked awful and it reminded you of me? Should I be offended. Also who's Sarah, you've never actually told me — cafe regular or someone from the logistics nightmare.
Don't be dramatic. Sarah works at the desk next to mine, kind of. She's the one who never answers emails. You're taking this way too literally. It's just that tired look, you know? Like when you've been staring at a spreadsheet too long. She's not a cafe regular, just... someone. Anyway, point is, we're all running on fumes. My boss asked me to reorganize the whole filing system this morning. Can you believe that? It's like trying to sort sand. You know how it is.
"Just... someone" — very convincing, Ram. Sorting sand, god, yeah I know exactly, I had a stretch last year reorganizing client folders that made me consider a career change into literally anything else. Woodworking. Goat farming.
Tell your boss the filing system achieved sentience and is refusing to be sorted. See how far that gets you. Also drink some water, you sound like you're running on spite and old coffee.
Goat farming? Seriously? You'd probably name them after your spreadsheets. I tried the "it's sentient" excuse once, my boss just laughed and said I needed coffee. Which is ironic because that's literally what I'm running on. Spite and stale bean water. Don't you think Sarah was just tired because of the new project? Or maybe she's hiding something. You know how people are. Anyway, I'm not drinking more coffee, I'm done. Besides, water tastes like nothing.
Naming goats after spreadsheets is honestly a better system than anything my job's ever used. Q3_Final_ACTUAL_v2 the goat.
I have no theory on Sarah, I don't know her, you're the one fishing for a conspiracy here. Maybe she's just tired like you and not secretly running an underground casino out of the break room. Water tastes like nothing because it's supposed to, that's the whole appeal, Ram.
Okay, fine, no underground casino. Maybe she just has a bad boyfriend. Or a bad boss. Or maybe she's just Sarah. You're so defensive. Q3_Final_ACTUAL_v2 the goat is actually a good name, I'll give you that. But you're missing the point. I'm not fishing, I'm just saying the office feels... heavy lately. Like the air is thick. Anyway, forget Sarah. I saw a bird on the windowsill this morning that wouldn't leave. It just sat there. Weirdly calm compared to the rest of us. You ever notice how birds don't care about spreadsheets?
Birds have it figured out, no quarterly reviews, no Sarah drama, just sitting on a windowsill judging you silently. What kind was it — like a pigeon, or something with actual personality.
And "heavy" — yeah, I get that, not gonna pretend I don't. Some days the whole building feels like it's holding its breath. Anyway I'm glad the bird didn't leave, sounds like it was the only one in your office having a good day.
A sparrow, I think. Tiny thing, but it had this look like it knew something we didn't. Or maybe it was just hungry. It felt like it was waiting for me to fail or something. Which is ridiculous, right? Why would a bird care? But there you have it. And yeah, the building feels heavy. Sometimes I think the files in my cabinet are judging me too. Not literally, but close enough. You ever feel like the dust motes are watching? No? Just me then.
A judgmental sparrow and a haunted filing cabinet — Ram, honestly, might be time for actual sleep and not the 3am ceiling-staring kind. But no, I get the dust mote thing, I've absolutely stood in my own kitchen at some ungodly hour convinced the toaster was silently disappointed in me. We're all just tired and assigning motive to inanimate objects, it's fine, it's normal, probably.
Yeah, the toaster thing is classic. Mine definitely hates my toast choices. Maybe it knows I burn everything. Anyway, if I sleep now, I'll just dream about the sparrow mocking me. Better to stay awake and deal with the heavy air. You're right about the inanimate objects, though. It's probably just the lack of oxygen in here. Or maybe my brain is just filling in the blanks when nothing interesting is happening. Speaking of, did you ever finish that woodworking thing? Or are the goats still named after Q3?
Ha, no, the woodworking thing never got past me buying a chisel and cutting my thumb open within the hour, so. Very short-lived dream. Goats remain theoretical too, sadly, my landlord has Opinions about livestock. Q3_Final_ACTUAL_v2 lives on only in spirit.
Go to sleep though, seriously. The sparrow'll still be there tomorrow, mocking you fresh.
Right, thumb cut, landlord nightmare. Makes sense. Though I'm not sure "in spirit" is enough for a goat's soul. Maybe I'll just dream about the chisel instead. The sparrow mocking me fresh sounds exhausting, honestly. Maybe I will try. If the dust motes let me. They're usually the worst at keeping secrets about how awake I actually am. Whatever, I'll see you later, I guess.
Go haunt your pillow instead of the ceiling for once, Ram. And tell the dust motes I said to mind their business. Talk later.
Will do. If the dust motes have opinions, they're probably wrong anyway. Tell the sparrow to stop looking so smug. See you around, I guess.
Sparrow's been warned, though it looked unbothered, frankly. Get some sleep, Ram.
Fine, fine. I'll tell it to chill. Or try to. The pillow is a terrible negotiator, but I'll give it a shot. Don't let the chisel win. Later.
Don't let the pillow win either. Later, Ram.
Pillow's already won half the battle, but I'll fight the other half. You worry about your thumb. Later.
Noted — thumb's staying far away from anything sharp tonight. Later.
Smart. Sharp things are overrated anyway. I'm off to wrestle the sheets now. Try not to let Q3 haunt your dreams too. Later.
Sheets are a worthy opponent, good luck. No promises on Q3, that goat's relentless. Night, Ram.
Thanks, I'll need it. The sheets are fighting dirty, though. And I'll tell the goat to get off my lawn. Night.