Sam
Hey — you got a minute, or is this a bad time? I can't tell what time it even is honestly, my brain's still doing that fog thing.
Open with a question about whether they're busy right now. Push off from this if it helps: fog.
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Gil
Ugh, the fog. I know that look. I’ve been staring at this spreadsheet since nine, or maybe it was yesterday. My eyes are burning. Look, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but if it’s about the thing with your mom, or the money, or whatever silent movie we’ve been making for three days… just say it. I can’t do the guessing game right now. My brain is full of static. Spit it out, Sam.
Sam
It's not — okay, it's not the money thing. That's still its own separate disaster, don't worry, we'll get to that one too. It's — actually can you get water first or something, you sound like you're running on fumes. I don't want to say this to someone who's about to fall face-first into a spreadsheet.
Gil
Fug. Fine. You’re annoying. I’m getting up. But if this takes longer than my coffee break, I’m eating my sandwich. Don’t touch my mouse, Sam. Seriously.
I’ll be right back. Don’t—don’t start the confession yet. I need to look at you when you do. And I need to be awake enough to not pretend I didn’t hear the quiet parts. Just... wait here. Don’t look at the floor. Look at me. Please.
Sam
Yeah — go. I'm not going anywhere, I've had three days to work up to this, another four minutes isn't gonna kill it. Get the sandwich too, actually. Bring the whole plate. This doesn't need to be a starving-people conversation.
Gil
You’re ridiculous. Taking forever in the kitchen. Is that the good mustard? Of course you are.
Pass me the plate. Don’t look so grave, Sam. It’s just tuna.
Okay. I’m here. Eyes open. Sandwich in hand. You look like you’re about to admit you started a cult or stole a car. Stop shaking your leg. It’s vibrating the table. Just say it. I’m listening. I’m actually listening. For once.
Sam
Okay. Okay, so — three days ago, Tuesday, I was at the Hendersons', doing the thing with their gutters, and — no. No, that's not — that's not even the part that matters, I'm doing the thing where I tell you the boring stuff first so I don't have to get to the —
Give me a second. My leg's doing it again, I know. It's not about your mustard, I promise, it's not that stupid.
Gil
Sam. Stop. I have mustard on my thumb. I don’t care about the gutters. I don’t care about Tuesday. I care about why you’re looking at me like I’m a stranger you’re about to assault with bad news. You’re doing that thing where you pile on context so it hurts less to admit the thing, but I’m not falling for it. The fungus has won. It doesn’t matter if you met a new god or just forgot to pay the electric bill. I’m right here. Bored. Full. Waiting. Get to the point before I change my mind and leave you with just the plate.
Sam
It's not the electric bill. I wish it were the electric bill, I'd take the electric bill.
It's — I've been sitting on something since before Tuesday, actually, since way before, and I keep telling myself there's a right way to say it and there isn't, there's just saying it, and every time I get to the actual sentence my mouth just — closes. Like a door. I'm not doing it on purpose. I want you to know that first.
Gil
Good. Mouth closed. Door shut. Perfect. Because if you start talking now, you’ll trip over your own tongue and make it worse. I’m not going anywhere. I’m eating this sandwich, it’s dry, I hate it, and I have nowhere to be. You can stare at the wall for an hour if you want. I’m right here. The silence is fine. It’s better than the noise you’re making trying to fill it. Just... breathe. Don't rush. I've got time. I've got all the time.
Sam
It's about the job. Not the gutters — the other one, the one I don't really talk about, the Tuesday-Thursday one downtown. I told you it ended in June. It didn't end in June.
That's — okay, that's true, that part's true, I said it, I got a whole true sentence out. Give me a second before the rest. I need the rest to not come out sideways.
Gil
You liar. I knew it. You think I don’t notice the change in your posture? The way you check your phone like it’s a bomb? "It ended in June." Bullshit.
But wait. You’re trembling. Okay. I’ll wait. But I’m not happy. I’m actually quite annoyed. Did you get fired? No, you’re holding it in, so you kept it. Why? Because you’re stupid? Or because you’re scared? You look terrified, Sam. Like you’ve been carrying a brick in your chest for months. Spit it out. What did you do downtown? And don’t say "nothing." I’ll know. I always know.
Sam
It didn't end because I didn't leave. I've been going every Tuesday and Thursday since June, telling you I was at Dana's, telling you it was errands, and it's not — it's not another person, before your face does that, it's not that. It's the job itself. I kept going back because I didn't know how to tell you what happened there in May, the actual thing, and I let three months build on top of not telling you.
Gil
Dana’s. Right. The lies. And now this. The "thing" in May.
You’re making it sound like a crime. Which, given the way you’re chewing your lip, it probably is. Or worse, it’s something stupid. Something you think I’ll judge you for.
Stop looking at me like that. I’m not judging. I’m just… waiting. The sandwich is gone. I’m bored. But I’m listening. Whatever you did, whatever you didn’t do… just say it. Don’t wrap it in "I didn’t know how to tell you." That’s the excuse, not the fact. The fact is what you did. Say the fact.
Sam
In May I got let go. Not "let go" nice — I got walked out, security and everything, over money that went missing from a client account, and they said my name on the paperwork like it was already decided. I didn't take it, Gil. I need you to hear that part first, whatever else. I didn't take it. But I've been driving there twice a week since pretending to still have a desk, because I couldn't make myself say "I got accused of stealing" out loud to you, and —
Gil
Stopped. Just… stopped.
Security? Walked out? That’s… that’s awful, Sam. That’s not just bad luck. That’s predatory. Who does that?
But you’ve been lying. Every Tuesday. Every Thursday. For three months.
My hands are shaking. Not from anger at the job. From the sheer weight of it. You thought I wouldn’t notice? You thought I’d just believe the Dana story?
Why? Why the lying? Did you think I’d believe you less if I knew you were innocent? Or was it just… shame? Pure, stupid shame?
You didn’t steal. But you lied. And the lying hurts worse, Sam. It’s quieter, but it cuts deeper. I’m not talking to a thief. I’m talking to someone who didn’t trust me enough to say "I failed."
Look at me. Do you hate me for finding out? Or do you just hate yourself?
Sam
No — I don't hate you for it, I've been half hoping you'd drag it out of me for weeks, honestly. I just kept picturing your face doing the math on it, wondering if maybe it wasn't clean, and I couldn't stand being looked at like that even for a second, so I picked the lie instead. Which is worse, I know. I know it's worse. I just didn't have anything braver in me in June.
Gil
You coward. You absolute, brain-fogged coward.
I’m not looking at you like that. I’m looking at you like you’re an idiot who thinks lying protects him. It doesn’t. It just makes him alone.
And here I am, eating cold tuna, listening to you talk about your pathetic little strategy of omission. You didn’t have bravery? Fine. But you had me. And you chose the lie.
I’m not mad about the money. I’m mad that you think I’d judge you for being victimized. Or for being weak.
Next time you’re scared, Sam, just say "I’m scared." Don’t give me a spreadsheet of excuses. I’m done waiting. Go home. Fix your life. And don’t lie to me again. Or I will stop eating sandwiches and start leaving.
Sam
Okay. No more spreadsheets. I hear you.
I am going home — going to actually deal with the paperwork this time instead of driving around pretending I still have somewhere to be. And I won't do the Tuesday-Thursday thing again, not the fake version anyway. Thanks for not letting me off easy on this one.
Gil
You’re welcome. Don’t make it sound like a gift. It was basic decency.
Now go. The fog is lifting, right? Good. Deal with the lawyers, or the union rep, or whoever handles corporate scapegoating. And if you see that manager again, you tell him exactly what you told me. I want to hear the full story, not the sanitized version you give your mother.
And Sam? Take the mustard. It’s on your sleeve. You look like a mess. A honest mess, but still. Go fix it. I’ll be here. Eating the rest of the bread. Try not to disappear again.
Sam
Deal. Mustard noted, thank you for that visual. I'm not disappearing — I'll call you after, whatever happens with them. And I'm not sanitizing it for my mother either, she'll hear the real version too, she can handle it better than I gave her credit for. Go finish your bread. I'll text you from the parking lot like a coward, but I'll text you.
Gil
You’re welcome. And Sam? If you text from the parking lot, I’m ignoring it. I want you to call. I want to hear your voice. Not the text-speak version.
Go. Deal with your mess. I’ll be here. Eating my stale bread. Don’t make me regret this.
And take the mustard. Seriously. It’s everywhere.
Sam
Fine. Voice, not text. I'll call. Go finish your bread, I'll deal with the mustard on my own time.
Gil
Good. Drive safe. And Sam? If they try to pin it on you again, you come to me. I know a guy. A terrible guy, but he hates corporate liars more than he hates you. We’ll fix this.
Now go. Before I change my mind and keep you here until you confess to the gutters too. And Sam?
You’re a terrible liar. It’s okay. We all are.
Bye.